FReeper Report of Hillary: By First time FReeper Rowgan

[bmwcyle]

The DC Chapter says that you only need one to Freep but 20 is lunch and drinks when we are done.

[Dianna]

Congrats on your first FReep! There is another thread about Hillary's Lovely Legs' experience inside the store with Hillary! It's pretty funny.

It was rather brave of you to protest alone. Don't know that I could do that.

[BillF]

Your first FReep and it's solo.

Congrats. Well done!

[NeoCaveman]

Congratulations, newbie. I'll be freeping the beast tonight. I feel her getting close. The evil is palpable.

[CSM]

What did your signs say?

Good to see another SE Gander here, but I didn't even know that the wench was going to be here. I must be out of touch with the non freep world. Had I know I would have loved to recruit some others and I would have loved to join you.

[BillF]

Another fierce FReeper does his duty!

[lodwick]

Good job thanks.

[Eala]

Congratulations!

[snopercod]

Way to go!

If you have access to a digital camera, it is advisable to carry one for your own protection, if nothing else.

[beaversmom]

Great job! Sorry you were alone. I didn't make it to the Denver one when she was here so I still feel pretty bad about not showing up. The Denver FReep only had two FReepers but several other protestors including a pro-life group like you had.

[Jen]

Way to go! You make us all proud. Pictures?

Welcome to FR and keep on FReeping!

[BillF]

Had I know I would have loved to recruit some others and I would have loved to join you.

Please follow the below procedure and you can be notified for the next one.

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[zygoat]

All by yourself? I'm impressed! Way to go Tom!

[austingirl]

Great and courageous first Freep.

[RonDog]

I drove around looking for any other protesters there. But I saw none. Not one.
So, I protested alone in the hot sun...

As it happens, you were NOT alone at this FReep.

You were just alone - OUTSIDE. :o)

Entering the belly of The BEAST. My day with Hillary
Posted on 08/13/2003 10:35 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs

Today was a very special day.

I had the supreme opportunity to meet Hillary Rottenbottom at Miejer's Thrifty Acres, in Auburn Hills, Michigan.

I arrived around 10:30 am, for her 11:00 am book signing. The parking lot was packed.

I went into the store and was confronted by a sea of overweight housewives in white T shirts and shorts. You would have thought that this was an e-ticket ride for DisneyWorld. Fanny packs abound.

The line wound around the perimeter of the store. Hundreds upon hundreds of clones. All so very excited. They were there to meet their Queen.

I knew I had a long wait, and I was thinking of ditching the scene, because I was in heels, and I didn't feel like standing there for 2 hours just to meet her hieniousness.

Suddenly a dear friend of mine who is the camerman for a news station saw me in line, and asked what in the world I was doing there. I told him that I was up to shenanigans, and he told me to come with him, and pulled me out of line. He took me up near the front and placed me in line. I was about 25 people back from the Throne Of Hillary.

As I was waiting, I just stood and listened to the lobotomized clones around me. They could barely contain their glee. " Hillary is so wonderful. She will be our greatest president"." She is the best wife and mother"........

And don't even get me started about the wimpy men that were in line. It was mostly women, but there were a couple of husbands, probably because their wives were too overwrought with emotion to drive themselves to the Thrifty Acres.

Suddenly, with a smidgen of fanfare, from the bowells of hell, appears Hillary!. I called an audible. I said " Oh lord, she has a soccer ball in there". Oops, I didn't know I said that out loud. Silly me...

CLICK HERE for the rest of the "INSIDE" FReep

[CSM]

Thanks. I did it.

Now, what did those signs say? (I am always up for a good laugh at the creativity of freepers!)

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

Nice work.

Takes guts to get out there the first time, especially alone. Sounds like you had more honks of approval than one fingered salutes.

You are now a FReeper.

Watch for the secret decoder ring in the mail:)

[mrtysmm]

Good Job! We wouldn't want Hitlery to think we forgot about her, now would we?

[WVNan]

You deserve a big thumbs up for freeping alone on your very first freep. Thank you for taking a stand.