'50S WOMEN WERE FITTER

NY Post ^ | August 11, 2003 | Bill Hoffmann

[presidio9]

Women have come a long way in 50 years - but not when it comes to being leaner and fitter. A new report claims women were in much better shape 50 years ago than their descendants today, despite the modern obsession with dieting and working out.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Now you aren't looking for a fight from all of the women here are you?

[honeygrl]

"Plus, they were more docile and knew their friggin' place. ;^) "

I know the right "friggin' place" to kick you for that! :-p

[Lazamataz]

Now you aren't looking for a fight from all of the women here are you?

I don't know what's gotten into me lately.

Angry Laz. >:^o

[dogbrain]

yes Laz,

...I see what you mean....

[honeygrl]

"Now you aren't looking for a fight from all of the women here are you? "

He's probably hoping for a fight -between- all of the women.. you know, kindof like that beer commercial. :)

[Lazamataz]

Your tag line says explains you perfectly.

Creep.

[honeygrl]

It's ok, he knows I'd only kick him because I care. Kindof like spanking my kids, just with a little more force..

[Lazamataz]

...I see what you mean....

NOW do you understand? I liked women better when they wore that white geisha makeup, had their hair up in a bun with little chopsticks holding it in place, and when they walked, did so with this little tiny mincing steps.

Oh wait, that was in 19th-century Japan.

[Lazamataz]

It's ok, he knows I'd only kick him because I care. Kindof like spanking my kids, just with a little more force..

Oooo baby! Make sure you wear those heels that I like!

[Conspiracy Guy]

BTW Truman is no longer the President. He has since passed away.

[Revolting cat!]

The girls just couldn't help it, I guess!

[dogbrain]

Sean Connery, James Brown, Carmen Electra, etc....

I don't condone it.
But I understand it.

[Cyber Liberty]

I wonder if she reads 'em.

[honeygrl]

ROFL! I thought you liked docile women? You need to make up your mind.

[Lazamataz]

ROFL! I thought you liked docile women? You need to make up your mind.

I like women that are docile.

Except when they are not. I like those too.

I like the ones in the middle too.

I'm very choosy.

[Slip18]

LOL!

Sorry I'm late. Got my hand caught in the wringer washing machine. It looks as if it must be amputated. When will a new washing device be invented?

Aren't you an inventor of sorts, Lazie? You could make millions. "Lazie's Devices" would be a good name.

[honeygrl]

"Aren't you an inventor of sorts, Lazie? You could make millions. "Lazie's Devices" would be a good name. "

Lazie's Devices... becoming illegal in a state near you!

[secret garden]

It's normal to focus on the pleasant memories but it's not nice to attack fellow posters, especially using a word that Al Gore made famous. You're not Al, are you?

[Lazamataz]

Aren't you an inventor of sorts, Lazie? You could make millions. "Lazie's Devices" would be a good name.

Don't you think Lazy Stuff would even be better?

[Lazamataz]

It's normal to focus on the pleasant memories

I have no pleasant memories.

My life has been 24/7 torture.