[Bluntpoint]

Show me a "planet plinker" and I will show you a person that would shoot cute little puppies if there was a season for such hunting.

Whats the matter big bad "planet plinker," making up for for a deficiency somewhere else?

[Lazamataz]

Show me a "planet plinker" and I will show you a person that would shoot cute little puppies if there was a season for such hunting.

You've heard of potato guns?

I have a puppy gun. I use it to launch puppies over the Atlanta skyline.

They look just like meteors, except if you listen closely, you can hear: "wwwwhiiiiiimmppppppperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........"