You've heard of potato guns?
I have a puppy gun. I use it to launch puppies over the Atlanta skyline.
They look just like meteors, except if you listen closely, you can hear: "wwwwhiiiiiimmppppppperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........"
Wow, that's a relief. I was thinkin' I'd have to cut back on my drinkin'. Them pups sure do fuss alot while you're ramrodding them down the barrel...I had to switch to hamsters.