Last Chance Book FReep, Hillary on Martha's Vineyard, Saturday (8/16/03)

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[BillF]

Bunch of Grapes
44 Main St
Vineyard Haven, MA 02568
508-693-2291
800-693-0221

Saturday Aug. 16th - 4:00 pm

Event: Living History

Location: At the Bunch of Grapes Bookstore

Speaker: Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton

Summary:
We are proud and pleased to announce that Senator Clinton will be signing her new memoir Living History here at the bookstore at 4:00 pm on Sat. Aug. 16th. A not-to-be-missed opportunity for a signed copy from the former First Lady!

[BillF]

A bunch of lies at the Bunch of Grapes bookstore. ("Lies" is the G-rated version of what Hillary's book is a bunch of.)

Audacious FReepers and other patriots of Massachusetts and nearby have this chance to mount a peaceful protest of Hillary.

I know that Martha's Vineyard is an island. I would normally assume that FReeping might not be possible. However, the descendents of those at the Boston Tea Party, Concord, and Lexington can make it happen.

Maybe some FReepers will be vacationing there and can take a break to protest Hillary?

This is the last known scheduled stop of the "Lying History" book tour.

Having protested Hillary 4 times in the last two months here in the DC area, I can attest that FReeping Hillary is an exhilarating and memorable experience. Don't miss the opportunity.

If you need help, just ask.

Generally speaking, you can only protest on public property such as from the curb in a few feet. You can't block the sidewalk, but usually can stand or walk on a public sidewalk.

In most cities, a permit is only required if you have more than a certain number of people (I think that it is 25 in DC). Call the police station and talk to their desk officer about a lawful protest. Find out what the rules are (usually straightforward) and follow them.

FReep Hillary! You'll be glad that you did!

[BillF]

Those who are bold enough to FReep Hillary on this liberal island stronghold will become part of FReeper lore and legend.

[Radix]

I wonder who's name she signs when autographing "her" book!

[research99]

I heard somewhere that island has a man-eating shark problem.

[Doctor Raoul]

FReeper Navy needed to ferry troops to beachhead. Who can take us to and from this isle?

[Doctor Raoul]

I can see the headline, "Sharks Overdose On Cellulite".

Or the DIscover Channel shows the the world's first Talking Shark, you know, the one that takes a bite and says, "Yuck".

[BillF]

FReeper Navy needed to ferry troops to beachhead. Who can take us to and from this isle?

Don't let Ted drive you to the port.

[islander-11]

I'm on the other island (Nantucket). Might as well be in a different state. It would pretty much take me three hours each way to get to Martha's Vineyard.

For those who wish to Freep this criminal, there are ferries that run from New Bedford, MA to the Vineyard (takes about two hours) or from Falmouth, MA (takes about 45 minutes).

Go get 'em!!!! I'm standing by to Freep the French-looking Lurch, John Kerry, when he does something on this island (he married well and his wife has a big place here...).

[islander-11]

I'm on the other island (Nantucket). Might as well be in a different state. It would pretty much take me three hours each way to get to Martha's Vineyard.

For those who wish to Freep this criminal, there are ferries that run from New Bedford, MA to the Vineyard (takes about two hours) or from Falmouth, MA (takes about 45 minutes).

Go get 'em!!!! I'm standing by to Freep the French-looking Lurch, John Kerry, when he does something on this island (he married well and his wife has a big place here...).

[metesky]

Buddy, I wish I was still on the Cape, we'd make those thunder thighs quake!

[Doctor Raoul]

Do you need a reservation? I've heard that they're so corowded that you need a reservation. Is it true?

Have a link to their website?

[sauropod]

action ping!

[metesky]

You only need a reservation if you're bringing a car. It used to be that you could drive down and put your car in the standby line, but from what I've heard that's turned into a nightmare.

Pedestrian walk-ons never have a problem (unless you count that "no booze 'til we cruise" part).
;O)

The Steamship Authority

[RaceBannon]

Ferry is free alost for walkers

It is the drive that is the hard part to get to Hyannis

[metesky]

Service from Hyannis to the Vineyard stopped several years ago. Walkons from Woods Hole to the Vineyard = $11.00 round trip.

[Little Bill]

Most of the Mass FReepers that live on the Cape are old and decrepid, like me, dependant on Socalist Securiy, not yet. Electric will probably be in Dennis but he did a Hitlery in Cambridge, I am working, still, anyone else?

[apackof2]

bump for a Hitlery freep

[Doctor Raoul]

Pedestrian walk-ons never have a problem (unless you count that "no booze 'til we cruise" part).

We won't have a problem, it'll be Hillary that's drinking heavy that day......

She does this Ted Kennedy impersonation that so realistic.

[Doctor Raoul]

Can you say "Road Trip" boys and girls? Shur, I knew you could.

[Doctor Raoul]

Any ferries from Newport, RI to Martha's Vineyard?