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Mark Steyn: The Gubernator?
The Sunday Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | 08/10/03 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 08/09/2003 5:43:47 PM PDT by Pokey78

Profile: Arnold Schwarzenegger

The best scene in The Last Action Hero (1993) was a clip from Laurence Olivier's Hamlet. Arnold Schwarzenegger, edited into the 1948 monochrome and taking dear Larry's role as the eponymous ditherer, starts off the soliloquy, cuts it short and opens fire on the castle, all the while puffing on his stogie. As the unseen narrator puts it, "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark - and Hamlet is takin' out the trash!"

A week ago, it looked as if the roles had been reversed. The conventional wisdom was that Ah-nuld wasn't man enough for California politics. Instead of saying "Hasta la vista, Gray Davis!" and blowing the punk out of the Governor's office, he was nancying around in doublet and hose whimpering, "To be or not to be, that is the question". He'd been scared off. His Kennedy wife didn't want him to run, and, besides, too many people had too much dirt on too many of the sexual perks your big-time Hollywood star avails himself of over the years. He was going to wiggle out, no doubt promising that "Ah'll be back, maybe next election, or the one after, if my wife will let me."

And so not for the first time the experts underestimated Schwarzenegger. On Wednesday's Tonight Show, he announced that he was in. Something is rotten in the State of California - and Arnie is takin' out the trash! Collyvurnja, here he comes!

Whether or not he'll win, nobody can say for certain: the rules of the recall election are as whimsical as a sudden-death gameshow round. The standard line is that it's a "circus", but pre-Arnie it was more of a freak show, filled by various unsatisfying midgets: the pornographer Larry Flynt; the diminutive ex-sitcom-player Gary Coleman; a bounty hunter from Sacramento; the extravagantly-endowed self-proclaimed "Love Goddess" Angelyne (she's a one-woman circus, if only in the sense that she has a big top); and the wannabe celebrity, obscure populist and rumoured fourth Gabor sister Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington, best remembered in Britain (if at all) as Bernard Levin's ex-squeeze. But no matter how many little clowns pour out of the miniature car, it is the entry of the muscleman that has made this a circus worth seeing.

Whatever happens, he has played his opening hand at a crowded table brilliantly. Arnold has wanted to be Governor of California for two decades, but October 7 represents his best shot. For one thing, there's no primary election in a recall campaign. In a normal election, Arnie wouldn't stand a chance of getting his watered-down "moderate Republicanism" past the death-before-electability crowd who dominate GOP primaries in California. He's unsound on almost everything that matters to them. On the other hand, that supposedly puts him closer to the average voter. As the commentator Andrew Sullivan put it, "Yay! A pro-gay, pro-choice, hard-ass Republican!"

Yet you don't have to be anti-abortion or unenthusiastic about gay marriage to question the hardness of Arnold's ass. When candidates run as "fiscally conservative but socially liberal", the former invariably buckles under the attendant costs of the latter. Arnold is married to Maria Shriver - a niece of Jack, Bobby and Ted Kennedy, and a daughter of George McGovern's running mate - and, as in many mixed marriages, the Democrat seems to have the upper hand ideologically.

But even a RINO - Republican In Name Only - can drive Democrats crazy, and, in desperation to find an attack angle, Dem operatives are currently testing three themes:

1. Arnold is a Nazi.

Okay, Arnold's not a Nazi. He was born in the Austrian town of Thal, but not until 1947, and thus was technically unable to join the Nazi Party no matter how much he may have wanted to. But he certainly has family ties to the Nazis. His wife's grandfather, Joe Kennedy, was one of America's most prominent Nazi sympathisers.

Oh, wait. That's not the Nazi family ties the Dems had in mind? No, as Katie Couric put it on NBC's Today Show, "He's the son of a Nazi Party member. He said he was prejudiced, before overcoming those feelings by working with the Simon Wiesenthal Centre in Los Angeles, and the dean of the centre said an investigation of Schwarzenegger's late father, conducted at the actor's request, found no evidence of war crimes."

Sorry, folks, you'll have to do better than that. The more you bring up the "son of a Nazi" line, the more you remind voters of what Arnold is: an immigrant who escaped and transcended his past. You can't saddle a man who chose to be American with the baggage he left behind in the old country.

2. Arnold is unqualified.

Yes, he's not a professional politician. And that's a disadvantage? The professional politicians are the ones who got California into this mess. This is a "throw the bum out" election, so the successful challenger will be the one who looks least like the bum. Gray Davis has been on the public payroll his entire adult life: he represents the full-time political class. Arnold represents the other California: entrepreneurial energy, wit and invention, the California that understands that if Hollywood and Silicon Valley were run by "qualified" people like Davis we'd still be watching flickering silents and you'd need union-approved quill-feathers to send e-mail.

Arnold made his first business investment at 19, using savings from his bodybuilding contests to buy a failed Munich gym. He turned it around. The first really big money he made in America in the early 1970s came when he and a fellow bodybuilder started a bricklaying business. He's one of a very few actors who was a millionaire before he ever acted. And, if you think it's no big deal being the world's highest-paid movie star, you try it - with a guttural German accent so thick you can barely do dialogue and a body frame so large you're too goofy for playing love scenes. From his gym to his mail-order company to his masonry business to his shopping malls, Schwarzenegger has shown a consistent knack for exploiting the fullest financial value from even his most modest successes. Who would you say best embodies the spirit of California? The guy who has made all his own money? Or the fellows who've squandered everybody else's?

3. Arnold's had too many women.

Arnold has been married to Maria Shriver for 17 human years, which in celebrity years is the equivalent of a Diamond Jubilee. Any dirt Democrats dig up is going to have to be nuclear. When you've been a popular celebrity for 20 years, the only way you can be damaged is with something that's dramatically inconsistent with what the public thinks it knows about you. "Womanising" won't cut it, not for a movie star. If it's oral sex with a starlet in his trailer, the public will shrug. If it's beating up a pre-op transsexual hooker, you're in business. But in a two-month campaign anyone who wants to take him down is going to have to move fast.

Ever since he became a US citizen in 1983, Arnold has taken care, in his marriage and business interests, to remain politically viable. This is his window of opportunity: he's the man who seems most in tune with the moment. Is it likely that Californians have got themselves all whipped up with the Recall Fever just to install another rent-a-hack like Lieutenant-Governor Cruz Bustamante? Or will they figure, what the hell, let's go all the way and take a flyer on Arnie? Everything about this race - from the compressed schedule to the multiple candidates - favours him. "It's the most difficult decision I've made in my entire life, except the one I made in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax," he told NBC's Jay Leno, stealing Arianna Huffington's best line. Arnold waxes, everybody else wanes. Hasta la vista, Grayby.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: calgov2002; marksteyn; marksteynlist; schwarzenegger
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To: TERMINATTOR
Oh gosh, I hope he uses it in his campaign !

Pulling out the rug from under the opposition!

141 posted on 08/10/2003 3:36:26 AM PDT by happygrl
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To: gatorbait
Or the Harry Browne is the right hand of God group?

Wow! This is the first I've heard of THAT group!

Seriously, these folks seem to enjoy a position of moral superiority based on losing, badly, but, by gosh, having "principle." How sad, really, sort of like political Munchhausen syndrome.

No arguement from me!

142 posted on 08/10/2003 4:19:05 AM PDT by onyx (Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
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To: Pokey78
Sunday morning bump.
143 posted on 08/10/2003 5:14:36 AM PDT by GOPJ
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To: onyx
Good point:

It's the "slit-your-wrist-Keysters" who are more concerned with calling fellow FReepers RINOS than they are with defeating democRATS!

144 posted on 08/10/2003 5:42:08 AM PDT by GOPJ
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To: Sabertooth
"It's certainly nuclear, if the Dems know where to look, and don't mind wounding a Kennedy in the collateral damage."

I don't doubt they know where to look, but I fear that loyalty to Kennedys will prevent an major expose' by the Dems... But do Arnold (and Maria) have the power to silence everyone? Who might there be with equal power, who would like to see Arnie squirm?...

145 posted on 08/10/2003 5:44:31 AM PDT by Eowyn-of-Rohan
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To: Wolfstar
WOW! Your post #47 is the most venomous, hate-filled drivel I've read in a very long time. You are a poster child for everything that the general public fears about people on the Right side of the political spectrum. I mean, your string of adjectives, alone, speaks volumes about the kind of person you are: corrupted, Godless, selfish, contemptuous, blockheaded, half-Nazi, pro-death...sheesh! With your invective, you write off the largest state in the nation — some 34 million souls. You are one scary individual.

I'll care what you think after you're done biting me.

146 posted on 08/10/2003 7:19:08 AM PDT by AAABEST
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To: Victoria Delsoul
"Hehe, wonderful! It feels really good that someone like Mark Steyn agrees with me."

It's getting more and more difficult to tell Democrats apart from the death-before-electability crowd, they both oppose the same candidates.

147 posted on 08/10/2003 7:25:57 AM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.)
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To: Yaelle
You have been added.
148 posted on 08/10/2003 8:04:33 AM PDT by Pokey78
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To: kingu
Bumping your #140!

When it comes to electoral politics, seminar notes in political theory are next to useless.

'Useless' would be just wishing a majority of voters agreed with you on your core principles.

For one's Party to take the highest elected position in a state dominated by your opponents is a coup. To disdain this victory on the basis of true-believer pamphlet wisdom is beyond stupid - it reaches all the way to self-destruction.

The Dems must be defeated. Their fingers must be pried off the levers of government, at the State level as well as the Federal level.

Nothing else trumps this point for the next few years, imo.
149 posted on 08/10/2003 8:15:51 AM PDT by headsonpikes
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To: evad
That's the new line! I LOVE IT!!! Can't wait to see the anti-Arnold crowd disagree with this article!
150 posted on 08/10/2003 8:20:34 AM PDT by Hildy
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To: kingu
OTOH, if very early on voters seem to be heeding McClintock, then it would be unwise to stifle a 'prairie fire'.

Frankly, it's probably too short a campaign for such a revolution in public sentiment.

Damn.

But Ahnold(R) is better than any Democrat.
151 posted on 08/10/2003 8:20:50 AM PDT by headsonpikes
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To: Howlin
I agree with you on this one: He's definitely OUT OF THE LOOP in this White House and it is so aggravating to him.
152 posted on 08/10/2003 8:30:44 AM PDT by Hildy
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To: Kevin Curry
Not true Kevin, we've agreed on quit a bit.

One thing we agree on also is that God is supreme and that we must live our lives according to Him.

Now because we're flawed humans we might disagree on how to go about such.
153 posted on 08/10/2003 8:33:37 AM PDT by AAABEST
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To: Hildy
Posted by Hildy to evad
On News/Activism 08/10/2003 11:20 AM EDT #150 of 152
That's the new line! I LOVE IT!!! Can't wait to see the anti-Arnold crowd disagree with this article!

Hehe..well, just jump over to this thread and see fer yersef. They're in FULL BATTLE DRESS :-)

Coming: The Rise Of The "Arnold" Democrats

154 posted on 08/10/2003 8:35:04 AM PDT by evad (liberals & lying..It's WHAT they do, it's ALL they do and they WON'T stop...EVER!!)
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To: Kevin Curry
Actually, now that I think about it, we agree on quite a bit. No "gay" rights, the second amendment. I believe you came out against certain parts of the Patriot Act (to the astonishment of many).

I could probably go on.
155 posted on 08/10/2003 8:36:50 AM PDT by AAABEST
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To: Pokey78; *calgov2002; fooman; PeoplesRep_of_LA; Canticle_of_Deborah; NormsRevenge; snopercod; ...
Thanks, this should be good!

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156 posted on 08/10/2003 9:34:37 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (All we need from a Governor is a VETO PEN!!!)
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To: gatorbait
"When people professing to be anmong our political peergroup act in the same way, we are dumbfouded . "

---

Or maybe they really are LibDem shills.

One of them just declared:

"You're damn right I hate Bush. "

These are the people who are supporting Bustamente, under the guise of supporting the "conservative cause".


Newt as on FoxNews a few minutes ago. He praised Issa for doing the right thing and not entering the race, it was a hint to McClintock and Simon, who of course are not listening. Newt said that those two have no chance of winning, but if they keep attacking Arnold, they may weaken him enough to allow Bustamente to win.

Everyone with two braincells to rub together can see this.
157 posted on 08/10/2003 10:04:07 AM PDT by FairOpinion
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To: torchthemummy
Huh?
158 posted on 08/10/2003 10:19:43 AM PDT by LibertarianInExile (The scariest nine words in the English Language: We're from the government. We're here to help you.)
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To: Pokey78
>Okay, Arnold's not a Nazi. He was born in the Austrian town of Thal, but not until 1947, and thus was technically unable to join the Nazi Party no matter how much he may have wanted to. But he certainly has family ties to the Nazis. His wife's grandfather, Joe Kennedy, was one of America's most prominent Nazi sympathisers.

Touche Mark!

159 posted on 08/10/2003 10:20:51 AM PDT by Dialup Llama
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To: Sabertooth
You either missed or chose to ignor the relevant part of my post: I mean anyone even a little in touch with political reality could see this recall effort had potential disaster written all over it. But noooo... Folks such as yourself, with visions of easily grabbed sugarplums dancing in your heads, could not — indeed still cannot — see disaster staring you right in the face in the person of Cruz Bustamante.

Personally, I'm appalled at what's happening. As I said, if this were a primary, I'd vote for McClintock. But it's not a primary. It's a free-for-all. Despite what the early polling shows, Bustamante has a better-than-even chance of becoming the next governor. The odds would be even better if Davis chooses to resign. Now maybe that's something you'd prefer to see, but I sure don't. What part of the following statement don't you understand?

Bustamante is a life-long party hack who is also a virulent anti-American Leftist who is on record as wanting to "return" California to Mexico. That's the type of person who's political career has just been given a monumental boost by this recall effort. If he becomes governor of California, he automatically becomes a serious power player on the national scene. Is that what you want?

160 posted on 08/10/2003 11:29:35 AM PDT by Wolfstar (And an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.)
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