Fat Felines Battle the Bulge (It's Friday - Lighten Up!)

FoxNews ^ | August 8, 2003 | Catherine Donaldson-Evans

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Jenny Craig might want to recruit a new type of client

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"He's torn up furniture," she said. "He'll cry and whine constantly — he has the loudest meow I've ever heard. He'll get underfoot and rub up against me. He tries to open the door where his food is. He'll even eat my dog's food if there's no cat food in his bowl."

Who says pets aren't people?

[Wolfie]

Nothing worse than a sloppy pussy.

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Please ping our Kitty friends and help save this cat.

[areafiftyone]

I Have no idea what they are talking about! BURP!!

[martin_fierro]

Oooof.

[BluH2o]

Here's another deep pocket target for trial lawyers ... pet food companies and the owners of these over weight pets.

[woofie]

I used to watch a friends fat cat lie on a window sill ,every once in a while her stomach would roll off the edge and pull the cat down with it

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BABY!

[Wolfie]

Man, that ain't right.

[billbears]

I was told last time I took Her Majesty to the vet she was a little overweight. Planning on putting her on a diet this weekend

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Gimme FOOD! FOOD! FOOD!

[martin_fierro]

Meet his daddy.

[redheadtoo]

My family rented a house in Solvang one Thanksgiving. A cat came to the door to beg for scraps, which we gave him. We returned the next year to find the same cat, now as big as a horse, still begging. Kitty had learned to exploit the sympathy of the tourists.

[Wolfie]

Seriously, check with the neighbors to see if any kids are missing.

[PetroniDE]

"He's torn up furniture," she said. "He'll cry and whine constantly — he has the loudest meow I've ever heard. He'll get underfoot and rub up against me. He tries to open the door where his food is. He'll even eat my dog's food if there's no cat food in his bowl."

FEED ME NOW..... Otherwise, you get this.

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Martin I'm shocked . . . you goofed on a "img" post?

[The Pheonix]

I guess we now know, how and where the term, "FAT CAT" come about..........

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Is this the cat?

[martin_fierro]

?

It should display OK -- my server is serving it up...?

Can see it OK here. I think Wolfie saw it.

[Tall_Texan]

And this, of course, is the fault of McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Jack-in-the-Box, Supersizing Combo Meals, right? Processed foods, trans fat...

Isn't that what the health nazis are blaming for our girth - so it stands to reason the overweight kitties are eating the same stuff.

Oh, that's right. The health nazis are only interested in somebody to sue. Carry on.