[PetroniDE]

"He's torn up furniture," she said. "He'll cry and whine constantly — he has the loudest meow I've ever heard. He'll get underfoot and rub up against me. He tries to open the door where his food is. He'll even eat my dog's food if there's no cat food in his bowl."

FEED ME NOW..... Otherwise, you get this.

[Allegra]

Dulcie-the-Clinton-Crotch-Chomping-Calico is pondering the implications of having her picture posted on a thread about fat kitties.

Just thought I'd warn you...LOL