Posted on 08/07/2003 4:45:16 PM PDT by sarcasm
NEW YORK (Reuters) - America's country music scene isn't exactly known for its gay artists, but a colorful pack of wanna-be stars pulled out their best rustic twangs and wailing guitars on Thursday to try to change all that.
Scores of country music hopefuls auditioned in New York for what is being billed as a television show to pick an openly gay country music star from about 50 contestants.
The musicians -- most of whom wore jeans and spit-polished boots -- wailed through Willie Nelson songs, crooned like Lyle Lovett and belted out ballads like Garth Brooks.
Livening up the day was The Dixie Chicks with Dicks -- singing drag queens in frilly petticoats and wigs big enough to make Dolly Parton envious.
Despite the gags and quips, most were serious musicians looking for a break, said Darren McDonnell of Baltimore.
``I hope it's not some kind of a joke. It could open up a lot of doors,'' he said, waiting on line.
``At the same time, it's a risk for everyone here,'' he added, calling the country music industry ``homophobic.''
Mark Taylor, who works in the design industry in Philadelphia but auditioned in cowboy regalia, said appearing on the show could be a bigger risk when it comes to facing his conservative family.
``If I make it onto the show, this will be the most silent Christmas we've ever had,'' he joked.
Producer Larry Dvoskin, who has not found a network to run the show tentatively called ``America Pride,'' declared himself pleased at the quality of talent. Final choices will be made in the coming months, he said.
With the success of gay-themed television shows, this one could be well-timed, said Scott Seomin, entertainment media director for the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, or GLAAD, a non-profit media watchdog.
``The music industry with rare exception has been a bastion for homophobia, and the closet is still a place that artists who are gay are told to remain by record label executives, managers and publicity agents,'' he said.
Singer Matt Alber, who traveled across the country from San Francisco to audition, said: ``Country music record companies are scared America won't like a gay artist.
``I think it's ridiculous,'' he said. ``Don't they just want to hear really great songs? I hope this show will show America there's nothing to be afraid of.''
Are they sure it wasn't just Dolly Parton?
Kenny Chesney's music is pretty gay too. See, there is plenty of gay country out there.
Not to mention "I fell into a burning ring of fire...."
OUCH!
EEEEEEEEE YUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
-- Hank Williams III
(Unissued recording.)
"They Call Me the Meat Man (You Oughta See Me Eat, Man)" (This one's unchanged, actually!)
"Back Door Man" - a country recording of the Willie Dixon classic.
"He Thinks I Still Care"
"D-I-V-O-R-C-E" - for the Canadian market.
... about the Everly Brothers,
... about the Judds,
... about Waylon and Willie,
... about Brooks and Dunn,
... about the Three Tenors - oops, wrong genre, sorry!
... about Montgomery Gentry.
Man, all those cowboy hats, boots, tight jeans with red ascots sticking out of the back pockets (left pocket signals something, right pocket signals something else), all them pretty costumes (see under Porter Wagoner,) - it's always looked like a Friday night at the Endup bar South of Market in San Francisco. Who are we kidding?!
(Hank Snow lisped and Randy Travis "married" his female manager 15 years his senior.)
No it doesn't. Sheesh. I may be wrong, but with the crowd I know that's drawn to country music, I can't see gay country music being successful.
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