to all newcomers and lurkers. Just taking a few minutes to say Good morning to all and to leave this with you while I get to work:
You just have to love Maxine...
Maxine on Eating Healthy -"My body is a temple where junk food goes to worship." Maxine on Driver Safety - "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures." Maxine on Life - "Life is like an oven. It burns my buns." Maxine on Housework - "I do my housework in the nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the mirrors as quickly as possible." Maxine on Feng Shui - "My idea of feng shui is to have them arrange the pepperoni in a circle on my pizza." Maxine on Lawn Care - "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." Maxine on Body Piercing - "I'd get my tongue pierced, but I still have a little bit of brain left in my head." Maxine on the Perfect Man - "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." Maxine on Work - "My performance at work has really improved over the years. Now I can nail a co-worker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber band at 20 yards." Maxine on the Technology Revolution - "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice." Maxine on Aging - "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a large margarita."
