[kristinn]

Congratulations to all the freepers across the country who've freeped Hillary like a rented mule this summer. You've conducted yourselves honorably and effectively. Keep at it. There's a few more book signings in the next two weeks.

EAGLES UP !!!

[LaraCroft]

Excellent job freepers!

Now let's add "We can read and we bought TREASOM" signs to the pile.

[hole_n_one]

Thanks for the, you know, transcript!

[Humidston]

J: For most it would be the first book they've ever bought.

Boy, do I resemble that remark.

[RonDog]

We now have Bob J's PICTURES online!

From:

***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****
My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima
Posted on 08/04/2003 8:32 PM PDT by diotima

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio...

-- snip --

"NO sympathy for the Hildabeast"

RonDog as the "West Coast" Devil FReeps Her Heinous
UP CLOSE, and PERSONAL!
(motorcade-eye view)

THANK YOU for the technical advice, and the marvelous Devil mask, Doctor Raoul!

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[RonDog]

Here is a RE-post of the "Haunting Hillary!" FReep schedule, from:

Hillary's Book Tour Schedule No Longer Listed At Publisher's Website. Go Figure.
RaoulGram
Posted on 06/19/2003 7:10 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul

-- snip --

There is STILL an "unofficial" list posted at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/8944/:

Hillary Clinton, Senator and former First Lady, signing copies of Living History

• 6/20/03 7:00 PM at Book Revue - New York Ave. Huntington, NY.
• 6/23/03 12:30 PM at Borders Books – South Broad. Philadelphia, PA.
• 6/23/03 7:00 PM at Barnes & Noble – Honeygo Blvd. Baltimore, MD.
• 6/25/03 7:30 PM at Costco – Pentagon City. Washington DC.
• 6/28/03 10:30 AM at Women and Children First - N. Clark Street. Chicago, IL.
• 6/28/03 4:00 PM at Book Passage - Tamal Vista Blvd. Corte Madera, CA.
• 6/29/03 11:00 AM at Vroman’s Bookstore - E. Colorado Blvd. Pasadena, CA.
• 7/11/03 3:00 PM at Bookends - E. Ridgewood Ave. Ridgewood, NJ.
• 7/14/03 Noon at Wordsworth Books – Brattle St. Cambridge, MA.
• 7/25/03 5:00 PM at WalMart. Little Rock, AR.
• 7/26/03 10:30 AM at That Bookstore In Blytheville - W. main. Blytheville, AR.
• 7/26/03 4:00 PM at the Tattered Cover - 16th St. Denver, CO.
  
• 8/4/03 11:30 AM at Warwick’s - Girard Ave. La Jolla, CA.
• 8/5/03 11:30 AM at A Clean Well-Lighted Place For Books - Van Ness Ave. San Francisco, CA.
• 8/5/03 5:30 PM at Borders Books. Portland, OR.
• 8/6/03 11:00 AM at Third Place Books - Bothell Way NE. Lake Forest Park, WA.
  
• 8/11/03 11:00 AM at Barnes & Noble - Peachtree Road NE. Atlanta, GA.
• 8/11/03 5:30 PM at Left Bank Books - North Euclid. St. Louis, MO.
• 8/12/03 11:30 AM at Musicland – Mall of America. Bloomington, MN.
• 8/13/03 5:30 PM at Joseph-Beth Bookseller - Shaker Square. Cleveland, OH.
• 8/16/03 4:00 PM at Bunch of Grapes Bookstore - Main St. Martha’s Vineyard.

She can RUN, but she cannot HIDE...

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[RonDog]

See also the ORIGINAL "Hillary/Devil on the Tonight Show" thread - from 1999

Hillary Joke by Jay Leno (FR Inspired?)

News/Current Events Humor
Source: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Published: 11/17/99
Posted on 11/19/1999 06:33:19 PST by Doctor Raoul

Last nite, Lay Leno told the following joke:

Arnold Swartzenager's movie "End of Days", where Arnold battles Satan. Yes, Satan comes to New York in search for a bride. Actually he comes to New York because he hears that there is a woman who is willing to marry him in exchange for a New York Senate seat.

Checkout the sign hanging from Satan's neck

I have been using a script in front of the White House that went, "Bill Clinton married my sister, and in exchange he promised to make her Senator from New York.".

Thanks to ironman for the heads up.

---

1 Posted on 11/19/1999 06:33:19 PST by Doctor Raoul(Raoul@Boortz.com)

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[SkyPilot]

or they bring their daughters to meet me.

Hmmm...

[Fred Mertz]

Well, you know, this was an excellent post Kristinn.

[FlyVet]

I usually like Leno, but he did some major sucking up on this one. He carried on like her book is authentic and truthful; I'll bet he knows better. During his monologue, half of his jokes were anti-Bush, including an inference to the Florida vote count being fraudulent. It reeked of setup. I'll bet he had to make that deal to get her on the show. She's getting to be a better actress, but she's still a transparent phony.

But what has happened is that they can't bring themselves to buy the book so they stand out, across the street yelling at me

Liar. They're not allowed on your side of the street, and they don't want to buy a ghost-written fairy tale. What a putrid sub-human.

[Joy Angela]

Hillary looked SO haggard and tired on Leno tonight!

Congrats to ALL the Nationwide Freeps this summer
and especially to the San Diego Freepers who got to Hillary this morning!!

After Freep Report - HILLARY! in San Diego
August 4, 2003

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/958122/posts?page=8

[LayoutGuru2]

I'll be freeping Hitlery tomorrow in Portland Oregon.

[dsc]

"They tell me this is the first book they've ever bought"

Yep, that's the kind of ignoramus that would be a Hildebeeste fan.

Well done to those who have demonstrated.

I don't think I could bear to be that close to her.

[2Jedismom]

But they don't, they don't actually buy the book and come through to yell at me.

Is she giving you a suggestion or is this a taunt so she can have you arrested?

She's such an unbelievable hag.

[Fresh Wind]

I love to know how many of these first time book buyers actually finished reading H*****y's tome?

[Just another Joe]

Not that committed. No, I think they're sorta lukewarm about it after all

Not that committed? Not that committed!?
The devil seems to follow her everywhere she goes. (Obviously because she's his bride on earth)
She's only been FReeped at every book signing that I can think of in the USA.
Why on earth she thinks that someone that is against her would add to her cash reserves by buying her book is beyond me.

[daviddennis]

You know, she appears to be so desperate to get people to buy her book that she has actually encouraged us to purchase a copy so we can sneer at her in person. I felt she was taunting us to do it.

Otherwise we are "lukewarm".

Does anyone feel up to the challenge?

I just wish there was some way to sneak video in to get the confrontation live ... but unfortunately I think the rules for the signings don't allow photography.

Am I right?

Maybe we could rent a glasses-cam or something similar? Bribe an employee to let us put a remote controlled webcam on a bookshelf? Lots of possibilities ... but I suppose the Secret Service wouldn't wear it, darn.

Thoughts?

D

[irishtenor]

If books are a LUXURY, why can you buy them in any supermarket? Why are bookstores like Barnes and Noble so popular? What does Amazon.com sell? Come on, Hillary, the only reason those people are saying that is because DEMOCRATS CAN'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Foxfire4]

J: For most it would be the first book they've ever bought.

H: Or read. (Hillary beams, she made a funny!)

(glances around at overflowing six-foot shelves, both overflowing three-foot shelves, thinks guiltily of the pile-o-books in the living room)

Suuuure. None of us evil conservatives ever pick up a book. All mine are for decoration. Also to keep the apartment from blowing away in a high wind.

[Libertina]

I believe the devilish little guy will be in Washington as well ... hehehe

[Alouette]

J: No but I mean if they're an adult and this is the first book, oooo, I mean doesn't that say something about our educational system?

H: Well it might say something about, about their income.

Yeah, it tells me they are all illiterate illegal aliens that Hill's shills pull out of the barrio and give them $5 and a clean shirt to stand in line to receive her book (courtesy of the DNC, of course).

If they find any illegals who DO know how to read and write, they stuff them into a closed container and haul it out into the desert just south of the border.