Partial Transcript From Leno: Hillary on Being Freeped at Living History Book Signings

Monday, August 1, 2003 | Kristinn

[kristinn]

Three years ago this summer when Hillary Clinton was running for the Senate as a, ahem, New Yorker, she appeared on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. She talked about some guy in a devil suit following her around New York (our very own Doctor Raoul, in fact.)

In current interviews, she's still talking about the devil following her around at the book signings for her memoir, Living History.

Mrs. Clinton was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno again tonight. Jay opened the interview asking how her book tour was going:

J: It's good to see you!

H: Thank you, I'm glad to be here.

J: You look very happy, you seem happy, are you, is like a happy time now?

H: Jay, it is, it's a very happy time--no it is! (Makes googoo eyes while touching Jay on the arm.) I'm having a great time. I love, you know, my work in the Senate. I love living in New York and representing New York and I'm having a great time going around the country on this book tour. I've met so many fabulous people. Yeah, I mean, I think probably in the last two months about twenty-seven thousand people have to come see me at these book signings.

J: So you've signed, your hand, um you should have one arm like this shouldn't you? (Jay holds up clawed hand and bent arm indicating carpal tunnel, Hillary does the same.)

H: Well, you know, it's such an invigorating experience. It's just this part of my body (holds wrist) from my wrist down that gets really worn out. But people have been terrific. They, you know, they come through the line, they have stories. They tell me this is the first book they've ever bought, or they bring their daughters to meet me.

J: That's not good is it?

H: No I think it's wonderful (Hillary makes googoo eyes at Jay and touches him on the arm again.)

J: No but I mean if they're an adult and this is the first book, oooo, I mean doesn't that say something about our educational system?

H: Well it might say something about, about their income. You know, I mean, cuz books to alot of people are a luxury. You know, maybe they go to the library instead. But they've been so, people have been so enthusiastic and they come through and, you know, and say things like, you know, I played pinochle, too, as a kid, you know. Or I loved your stories about going to South Asia because that's where I'm from. I mean it's just, it's been a great experience.

J: Well how about like, cuz whenever any political person, and especially you show up, there's always the crazy people. I mean there must be that one sort of guy who waits in line because he wants to say something nasty when he gets up. And he's actually bought a book so he can give his, I mean, does, has that happen, do you fear that?

H: That hasn't happened yet.

J: Oh, okay.

H: That hasn't happened yet. But what has happened is that they can't bring themselves to buy the book so they stand out, across the street yelling at me (Hillary gestures outward)

J: Laughs

H: That's fine, that's all part of the First Amendment and everything. But they don't, they don't actually buy the book and come through to yell at me.

J: Okay, so they're not that committed.

H: Not that committed. No, I think they're sorta lukewarm about it after all

J: For most it would be the first book they've ever bought.

H: Or read. (Hillary beams, she made a funny!)

END PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT

[kristinn]

Congratulations to all the freepers across the country who've freeped Hillary like a rented mule this summer. You've conducted yourselves honorably and effectively. Keep at it. There's a few more book signings in the next two weeks.

EAGLES UP !!!

[LaraCroft]

Excellent job freepers!

Now let's add "We can read and we bought TREASOM" signs to the pile.

[hole_n_one]

Thanks for the, you know, transcript!

[Humidston]

J: For most it would be the first book they've ever bought.

Boy, do I resemble that remark.

[kristinn]

My fingers are, like, you know, tired, you know?

[hole_n_one]

We can read and we bought TREASOM"

Spelling, on the other hand.......

[dts32041]

What's a TREASOM?

[kristinn]

I think Hillary was just dying inside hoping Jay wouldn't ask her what we yell at her or what our signs say.

[kristinn]

I buy books, I just don't have time to read them all :(

[At _War_With_Liberals]

"They tell me this is the first book they've ever bought..."


Here, hillary establishes her book as a self proclaimed literary classic suitable as an introduction to all literature ever. Classic!

[Reeses]

J: Doesn't that say something about our educational system?

H: Well it might say something about their income.

Neither. It says something about their party affiliation.

[Humidston]

YOU, my friend, can be forgiven. You have much work to do in the seat of corruption, er... ah.... government.

And I guess the fact that Treason is clobbering Hillary!'s silly diary doesn't mean we read, eh? Heheh...

[At _War_With_Liberals]

"You know, I mean, cuz books to alot of people are a luxury"

Dems talk about bush and the scanner at shop rite incident! Yes, hillary, even peasants like us buy books.

The queen was touched by the bourgeous(sp?) brave attempt to understand her greatness.

Seriously, she is probably way out of touch with everyday New Yorkers. Fans saying stupid stuff to her on line is confusing her more. She is vulnerable to open debate or tough questioning.

[RonDog]

We now have Bob J's PICTURES online!

From:

***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****
My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima
Posted on 08/04/2003 8:32 PM PDT by diotima

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio...

-- snip --

"NO sympathy for the Hildabeast"

RonDog as the "West Coast" Devil FReeps Her Heinous
UP CLOSE, and PERSONAL!
(motorcade-eye view)

THANK YOU for the technical advice, and the marvelous Devil mask, Doctor Raoul!

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[RonDog]

Here is a RE-post of the "Haunting Hillary!" FReep schedule, from:

Hillary's Book Tour Schedule No Longer Listed At Publisher's Website. Go Figure.
RaoulGram
Posted on 06/19/2003 7:10 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul

-- snip --

There is STILL an "unofficial" list posted at http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Hills/8944/:

Hillary Clinton, Senator and former First Lady, signing copies of Living History

• 6/20/03 7:00 PM at Book Revue - New York Ave. Huntington, NY.
• 6/23/03 12:30 PM at Borders Books – South Broad. Philadelphia, PA.
• 6/23/03 7:00 PM at Barnes & Noble – Honeygo Blvd. Baltimore, MD.
• 6/25/03 7:30 PM at Costco – Pentagon City. Washington DC.
• 6/28/03 10:30 AM at Women and Children First - N. Clark Street. Chicago, IL.
• 6/28/03 4:00 PM at Book Passage - Tamal Vista Blvd. Corte Madera, CA.
• 6/29/03 11:00 AM at Vroman’s Bookstore - E. Colorado Blvd. Pasadena, CA.
• 7/11/03 3:00 PM at Bookends - E. Ridgewood Ave. Ridgewood, NJ.
• 7/14/03 Noon at Wordsworth Books – Brattle St. Cambridge, MA.
• 7/25/03 5:00 PM at WalMart. Little Rock, AR.
• 7/26/03 10:30 AM at That Bookstore In Blytheville - W. main. Blytheville, AR.
• 7/26/03 4:00 PM at the Tattered Cover - 16th St. Denver, CO.
  
• 8/4/03 11:30 AM at Warwick’s - Girard Ave. La Jolla, CA.
• 8/5/03 11:30 AM at A Clean Well-Lighted Place For Books - Van Ness Ave. San Francisco, CA.
• 8/5/03 5:30 PM at Borders Books. Portland, OR.
• 8/6/03 11:00 AM at Third Place Books - Bothell Way NE. Lake Forest Park, WA.
  
• 8/11/03 11:00 AM at Barnes & Noble - Peachtree Road NE. Atlanta, GA.
• 8/11/03 5:30 PM at Left Bank Books - North Euclid. St. Louis, MO.
• 8/12/03 11:30 AM at Musicland – Mall of America. Bloomington, MN.
• 8/13/03 5:30 PM at Joseph-Beth Bookseller - Shaker Square. Cleveland, OH.
• 8/16/03 4:00 PM at Bunch of Grapes Bookstore - Main St. Martha’s Vineyard.

She can RUN, but she cannot HIDE...

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[RonDog]

See also the ORIGINAL "Hillary/Devil on the Tonight Show" thread - from 1999

Hillary Joke by Jay Leno (FR Inspired?)

News/Current Events Humor
Source: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Published: 11/17/99
Posted on 11/19/1999 06:33:19 PST by Doctor Raoul

Last nite, Lay Leno told the following joke:

Arnold Swartzenager's movie "End of Days", where Arnold battles Satan. Yes, Satan comes to New York in search for a bride. Actually he comes to New York because he hears that there is a woman who is willing to marry him in exchange for a New York Senate seat.

Checkout the sign hanging from Satan's neck

I have been using a script in front of the White House that went, "Bill Clinton married my sister, and in exchange he promised to make her Senator from New York.".

Thanks to ironman for the heads up.

---

1 Posted on 11/19/1999 06:33:19 PST by Doctor Raoul(Raoul@Boortz.com)

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[RonDog]

And, see also THIS thread from her appearance on Leno in 2000:

Hillarys outrageous claim on Tonight Show with Jay Leno

Politics/Elections Front Page News
Source: Tonight - Jay Leno
Published: August 10, 2000 Author: 1-Eagle
Posted on 08/11/2000 21:12:49 PDT by 1-Eagle

Hillary is on Jay Leno right now...

-- snip --

To: 1-Eagle

Score another one for the FReepers and Dr. Raoul!!!

Hitlery mentioned "a guy dressed in a devil's costume" who follows her around!!

And then the Bi*ch had the usual audacity to lie and says "he doesn't carry around a sign or anything...no one knows what he wants!....is he advertising deviled eggs, deviled ham?" much to the delight of her foaming-at-the- mouth dumbed-down audience of beer-worshipping college punks! Everyone one on this honorable site knows that Dr. Raoul carries his sign religiously and it says "I married Bill Clinton's Sister!" I hate this F---- lying, manipulative whore!!!

9 Posted on 08/11/2000 21:22:55 PDT by Rodham and Gomorrah

CLICK HERE for the rest of that thread

[Brad’s Gramma]

What's a TREASOM?

Well you see, it's like this. Youse and youse buddies go hunting in da woods out back. You know. And den youse and youse buddies see a REALLY big ole bear. And da bear sees youse and youse buddies you know. Well, da bear gits scared and climbs in a tree.

And dat's how you treasom.

[RonDog]

See also the OTHER Hildabeast FReep today, in La Jolla:

Hundreds Gather For Hillary Clinton Book Signing
			Posted by presidio9 On 08/04/2003 2:54 PM PDT with 22 comments Yahoo News ^ | Mon, Aug 04, 2003
After Freep Report - HILLARY! in San Diego
			Posted by Hildy On 08/04/2003 2:44 PM PDT with 69 comments August 4, 2003 | Hildy

[SkyPilot]

or they bring their daughters to meet me.

Hmmm...