But what has happened is that they can't bring themselves to buy the book so they stand out, across the street yelling at me
Liar. They're not allowed on your side of the street, and they don't want to buy a ghost-written fairy tale. What a putrid sub-human.
I think Jay now knows that Hitlery has FBI files on more than just politicians. And if she doesn't have his now, she'll get a copy tomorrow.
My guess is this was skillfully, subtly, encoded in her Terms of Appearance.