[Pan_Yans Wife]

Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly

Does Mr. Morford know a great deal about the characteristics of a man?

[RichInOC]

Markie, I really think you should know that here at FR, we read your columns for the same reason some people visit the monkey house at the zoo. That's right. So we can see a creature that resembles a little man screech, howl, gibber, swing to and fro, spank his m...himself, and throw poo. Not necessarily edifying, but definitely entertaining.

[Democratshavenobrains]

Wow, this makes one of Osama's rambling diatribes look easy to follow.

[Cyber Ninja]

This rumpian is an excellent barometer for all the things that are going right and/or are gaining ground (holding ground). He summarizes a list of areas where continually applied pressure for change in a direction that will generate even higher levels of hate and angst within Mr. Morford is needed.

He is clenched up so tight that it would take a 50 horsepower winch to pull dental floss from between his cheeks.

CB^0

[Libertina]

Got up on the wrong side of the bed, didn't he? The big twit.

[CyberAnt]

"as you quietly force an increase in their property taxes"

Sorry Morford - President CANNOT INCREASE YOUR PROPERTY TAXES!!!

Morford - you're an idiot! You're not worthy to lick the soles of Bush's shoes!

[spodefly]

Of the many Morford columns I have seen here (each causing me to question his sanity) this one tops them all.

He is a neurotic, narcissistic, sex-obsessed, paranoid, lunatic. And those are his good points. His rantings are no deeper than a puddle on a pool table, but he truly believes he has touched the divine chord of life ... probably while being buggered by an equally fetid piece of human waste.

He has absolutely no connection whatever with the truly sweet, sincere, moral, and values-oriented people that make up the vast mnajority of this country.

Mark, whatever your psychiatrist has prescribed, up the dose.

[vikingcelt]

The "columnists" they have "writing" for the SF Comical and SF Gate are pitiful. Let's see. There's Jon Carroll, Rob Morse, Harley Sorenson, this lunatic Mark Morford, and no doubt others that I am not aware of. I think back to the good old days when they had Herb Caen, Charles McCabe, Stan Delaplane, Art Hoppe...these men could at least write. The sleazy trash they publish there now quite overwhelmingly exposes that filthy "newspaper's" mindset.

[MEGoody]

"you quietly force an increase in their property taxes"

Huh? Apparently this author doesn't even have a cursory knowledge of how government works.

[section9]

Jesus, what can one say about this self-indulgent pile of cow manure?

Other than the display of verbal masturbation, it is gratifying to see Truman Capote proven right once again: "That's not writing; it's typing!"

Be Seeing You,

Chris