Morford: George W. Bush Means Nothing

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, August 1, 2003 | Mark Morford, Unrequited Bush Obsessive

[presidio9]

Go ahead, ya smirkin' Texas lug, stumble around all scrunched and blank eyed and pseudo-manly, shove this country into a bloody unwinnable war and lie about all the reasons why, gouge the economy and ruin the schools and embarrass the nation every single day as you mangle grammar and meaning and truth. It doesn't really matter.

[spodefly]

Of the many Morford columns I have seen here (each causing me to question his sanity) this one tops them all.

He is a neurotic, narcissistic, sex-obsessed, paranoid, lunatic. And those are his good points. His rantings are no deeper than a puddle on a pool table, but he truly believes he has touched the divine chord of life ... probably while being buggered by an equally fetid piece of human waste.

He has absolutely no connection whatever with the truly sweet, sincere, moral, and values-oriented people that make up the vast mnajority of this country.

Mark, whatever your psychiatrist has prescribed, up the dose.

[vikingcelt]

The "columnists" they have "writing" for the SF Comical and SF Gate are pitiful. Let's see. There's Jon Carroll, Rob Morse, Harley Sorenson, this lunatic Mark Morford, and no doubt others that I am not aware of. I think back to the good old days when they had Herb Caen, Charles McCabe, Stan Delaplane, Art Hoppe...these men could at least write. The sleazy trash they publish there now quite overwhelmingly exposes that filthy "newspaper's" mindset.

[MEGoody]

"you quietly force an increase in their property taxes"

Huh? Apparently this author doesn't even have a cursory knowledge of how government works.

[chimera]

In all seriousness, is anyones sexual orientation really an issue as long as they are intellectually honest when it comes to an editorial?

It is if one makes it so. It is usually done by liberals, who are shameless in their exploitation of gays as yet another group of pawns in the "victimization" gambit. That is, "vote for us 'Rats, who will protect you from the evil homophobic Republicans by making you yet another member of a 'protected class'". The left uses sexual orientation as another wedge to further divide the country.

Speaking for myself only, I don't give a crap what sexual orientation a person has, as long as they are not in-my-face about it (gay or straight).

[section9]

Jesus, what can one say about this self-indulgent pile of cow manure?

Other than the display of verbal masturbation, it is gratifying to see Truman Capote proven right once again: "That's not writing; it's typing!"

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[baseballfanjm]

If this guy was a good writer it's be one thing, but he's just a liberal. A hateful one at that. All he does is spew bile towards the right. How one could call that good writing is beyond me.

[PJ-Comix]

One day this guy's head will literally explode.

Metrosexual Mark Morford's Mental Meltdown is a sneak preview of what will happen to all liberal Demmycrats right after they lose bigtime in 2004.

[Roscoe Karns]

Somewhere Over the Rainbow
starring Mark Morford as Captain Ramrod

A giant anus from beyond the rainbow threatens to devour the Sears Tower before
finally being subdued by an army of homosexuals led by Captain Rex Ramrod.