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[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Albuquerque freelance photographer Jake Schoellkopf photographs Texas Sen. John Whitmire on assignment for European Press Photo Agency in front of the Marriott Pyramid North Hotel. Texas Democratic senators remained in voluntary exile in Albuquerque today, having left the state to break a senate quorum and avoid a vote on congressional redistricting. The 11 senators arrived on Monday and have vowed to stay until the 30-day special session in Austin runs out.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

This is a posting request from Libloather.

[Lunatic Fringe]

"Voluntary exile"?

Call it like it is... they abandoned their jobs! They are not in "exile".

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Here you go.

[ChadGore]

Tax payer money pays for *this*?

[bedolido]

"Okay now... look off in the distance... like you're really thinking... no! farther in the distance! Get that thought! that's it! You're beautiful baby!"

[WorkingClassFilth]

CAPTION: 'Having been driven out of their traditional Austin territory by larger dogs, Texas Senators regroup in a hotel parking lot and mark the light posts by the usual urination method. Senator Whitmire remarked, "This h'yar pah-kin laht is our'n. No dam Re-publicans bes' come 'round h'yar or they gonna get they be-hind chewed. Leavin' Austin like we done doan mean a thang.'

[InvisibleChurch]

Freelance photographer Jake Schoellkopf is shown here being crushed by a demon-possessed car controlled by Texas Sen. John Whitmire.

[mountaineer]

He seems to be posing for the Spigel catalog.

[Extremist]

"Our photographer was quite lucky to get this close to the easily frightened Texas Democrat, a species who are known for running as far away as possible when threatened."

[Michael.SF.]

and so you ask me
what I'm doin here
Holdin up a lamp post
Flippin this quarter
Tryin to make up my mind
If it heads I'll go to
Tennessee,and tails I'll buy a drink
if it lands on the edge
I'll keep talking to you
----Tom Waits

[agrace]

ROFLOL

That's perfect.

[proud American in Canada]

[mikrofon]

Sen. "I-don't-give-a" Whitmire, on the cell:

"Dang, I knew I shoulda took that left at Albakoikie!"

[Pagey]

"in a feeble attempt at showing his dexterity,James CarVILE attempts to expose himself,leave his paw prints on a pole and use a cellphone at the same time"

[Libloather]

Close-up of Albucrackie...

[CanisMajor2002]

Albu-turkey Democrat.

[Liz]

Email Texas Republicans and demand that the absconding Dems be charged with:

(1) theft of government services,

(2) misuse of office,

(3) misappropriation of tax funds,

(4) abuse of public office,

(5) receiving illegal gratuities,

(6) filing false documents,

(7) abuse of government power,

(8) conflict of interest,

(9) possible FEC violations,

(10) violating their oath of office.

email address: texasGOP.org

[glaux]

To appear fierce, the Texas Democrat will often piddle where he stands in hopes of marking his territory."

[humblegunner]

"Move for me, baby.. show me some attitude..."

"That's it, ohhh, yeah.. now flex.. open the legs a bit... SO hot!"

[Extremist]

To appear fierce, the Texas Democrat will often piddle where he stands in hopes of marking his territory

Unfortunately, however, he or she usually "piddles" on themself.