[ibheath]

"At the end of the day, wherever I am, I can just type up some thoughts and tell stories about things that happened," Daschle said. "I'm always up for trying something new."

Well tommy boy, we knew you liked to tell stories, every time your lips move.

[Im Your Huckleberry]

Wonder how many times "I was deeply saddened" and "I was deeply disappointed" will come up?

[smokeyb]

I guess he just couldn't find a publisher and backing like HilLIARy

[hang 'em]

Dear Teeny Tiny Tom-Tom Tomster Tomlet d'Asshole:

WHO CARES?

[MatthewViti]

"I am a wee man"

[Registered]

Raw meat.

[mewzilla]

Have you seen this website, dedicated to SD politics? It's pretty good.

[trebb]

Woke up feeling pretty good this morning. My mood did deteriorate when I discovered that I had only dreamed I was 5'6" tall. Those two extra inches would have made me invincible.

[Tijeras_Slim]

[Caipirabob]

SHUT-UP and get in mah bellah already ye wee man...

[Young Rhino]

August 1 - Viagra not working. Must call Barney Frank to see if he has any tips.

August 2 - Visited Custer State Park for '04 Victory Strategy Session with Walter Mondale and Michael Dukakis. These guys sure know alot about winning.

August 3 - Spent day on phone with Rev. Al discussing his proposal for renaming the Black Hills as the "Hills of Alternative Color."

August 4 - Even though Viagra not working, heard Rush Limbaugh call me a Big D*ck today on the radio. If only he knew.

August 5 - Visited Mt. Rushmore. Bill Clinton wants his likeness added. May appropriate money to name restrooms at the park after him instead.

August 6 - Phone call with Nancy Pelosi did what Viagra couldn't, particularly when she described the thong she was wearing.

August 11 - Got lost for five days on the Mickelson Trail...there is a metaphor here somewhere.

August 12 - Got wasted at the Crazy Horse Casino with Teddy Kennedy. Had to stop him from performing unnatural acts with the slot machine. Then again, maybe Sandra Day O'Connor would have found it to be constitutional.

August 13-20 - Spent week handing out coats and firewater in exchange for votes next year. Isn't it great to watch Native Americans participate in the Democratic process?

August 21-24 - Held town hall meetings for the geezers at the Hiawatha Room of the Rapid City Motel 6. Just call me Pander Bear.

August 25 - Told Terry McAuliffe to STFU. Refused to go bail out Gray Davis in California with the Clintons.

August 26 - Bought new lift shoes. Hope no one notices the 4" heals.

August 27 - Practiced being smarmy.

August 28-31 Press conferences to denounce Bush for taking a vacation. Two shakedown meetings/fundraisers with wife's lobbying clients. They want votes, they better pony up the wampum.

[CyberAnt]

"and tell stories"

You got it just right!!

[1Old Pro]

Y A W N. About as exciting as an algor speech.

[TheGrimReaper]

Eerily reminiscent of the Hildebeast's "listening tour", isn't it?

[LanPB01]

Dear Diary:

Today was the coolest! I got to meet John Kerry, Joe Lieberman, and Hillary Clinton at a Democratic fundraiser. Ms. Clinton was even nice enough to give me an autographed copy of her book, after I made a $50 donation to her re-election campaign (seems like the Clintons are always asking for money; I wonder where it all goes?).

Later in the evening, I was watching Fox News channel, and saw more of those icky pictures of George Bush in a flight suit. Honestly, what does he have that I don't?

Tomorrow, I plan to head out to California to meet with Dianne Feinstein. Oh diary, what do I have to do to get her to notice me? I keep sending chocolate and flowers, to her office, but she still doesn't return my calls!

Little Tommy

[Marysecretary]

Hmm, travels with Tiny Tim ought to be a real winner...NOT.

[billhilly]

His advisor on this project will no doubt be Senator Bob Graham.