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scani
Posted on 07/29/2003 12:15:12 PM PDT by scani
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To: VRWCmember
=80 Oh, jeez...There goes my dinner...
To: Phantom Lord
And you have the worst language skills I have ever seen. The gentleman sounds very Arab.
To: Constitution Day
That is so freakin' hilarious....thanks!
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posted on
07/29/2003 3:38:59 PM PDT
by
wimpycat
(Down with Kooks and Kookery!)
To: scani
Kan iz ax yu ah kestion? didya hang at pubric schcrewel?
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posted on
07/29/2003 3:42:49 PM PDT
by
PatrioticAmerican
(Helping Mexicans invade America is TREASON!)
To: Jeff Gordon
From an old Onion article...
Enjoy being battery! Enjoy providing power for! Nine volts power! Last very long! Keep providing power until die! Give power and power and more power until cannot give power anymore! Enjoy very much giving power!
How can be of service? Power clock radio? Will enjoy powering clock radio for! Power smoke alarm? Relish opportunity to power smoke alarm for! Can power small servo-motor also! Can power any device accommodating nine-volt battery! (Am nine-volt battery! Enjoy being nine-volt battery!) For any device at all, enjoy giving self for power!
Simply need external circuit! Then can provide electricity! Can provide electricity until death! Enjoy hooking external circuit up to! Enjoy surge of power through small rectangular body! Enjoy chemical reaction take place when circuit completed between two electrodes at tip! Enjoy providing this service! Want power hand-held video game!
Enjoy storing chemical energy! Enjoy converting chemical energy into electric energy! Am here to serve... with power! Enjoy providing direct-current electric power very much! Very, very much!
Last very long! Last until all chemicals used up! Last until shell filled with only waste! Last at full nine-volt strength until can last no more! Will enjoy giving power fully until cannot give power anymore! Last long time for you!
Will be pleased to be unhooked from one device and re-hooked to another! Happy to change! Will not enjoy being put away in cupboard, though. Will not enjoy sitting on shelf, awaiting next opportunity to give power. Enjoy giving power now! Want always to be giving power!
Am nine volts of pure, electric power! Cannot give 10 volts. Would not dream never to give only eight. Will give nine full volts until death! Will power children's toys! Will power Dirt Devils! Will power model race cars! Will power small explosive timers for terrorists! Will not make judgment about how power used! Simply provide power! Do proudly! Do with enthusiasm!
Enjoy telling world of thoughts! Enjoy sharing excitement for giving power! Enjoy... being... enthusiastic... for...
Am... losing... power... Dying! Have... enjoyed... using... power... to... write... column... Proud... to... die.... Enj...
Enjoyed... being... bat... te... ry...
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posted on
07/29/2003 3:45:28 PM PDT
by
Noumenon
(Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke. ---Robert Heinlein)
To: scani
Say what?
226
posted on
07/29/2003 3:47:08 PM PDT
by
Not A Snowbird
(Tag Line Expired: Resubmit)
To: Noumenon
Last very long! Last until all chemicals used up! Last until shell filled with only waste! Ahh, the 80's..
To: jriemer
Yeah I've seen the Viking Kitties :) My son now wants to buy some Led Zepelin cd's...
228
posted on
07/29/2003 5:13:50 PM PDT
by
TheSpottedOwl
(You bring tar, I'll bring feathers....recall Davis in 03!!!)
To: scani; jriemer
My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump.
229
posted on
07/29/2003 5:18:35 PM PDT
by
chance33_98
(http://home.frognet.net/~thowell/haunt/ ---->our ghosty page)
To: spodefly
Try again with a schizophrenia translation.
230
posted on
07/29/2003 6:16:20 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: wimpycat
Anytime my friend!
To: Constitution Day; dighton
I'm awake, but not alive ...
Yo, Dighton ... I would have guessed this was Oxi-Nato in another guise, except there aren't enough exclamation points in the text.
232
posted on
07/30/2003 3:31:36 AM PDT
by
BlueLancer
(Der Elite Møøsenspåånkængruppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))
To: scani; Zavien Doombringer
Idiot.
Hey, Zav! I'm REALLY late for the party, aren't I? ;)
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posted on
07/30/2003 4:35:08 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Over-achiever extraordinare!)
To: VRWCmember
Hellary in a thong doesn't scare you? You're a braver man then I, Gunga Din!
234
posted on
07/30/2003 6:48:46 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
To: Constitution Day
That stuff is great... "None of us is as dumb as all of us!"
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posted on
07/30/2003 6:54:23 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(None of us is as dumb as all of us)
To: bedolido
I think this one is my favorite:
To: Constitution Day
Now I have to change my tag line again!!! That is great. Thanks for the heads-up.
237
posted on
07/30/2003 7:10:23 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(Quitters Never Win! Winners Never Quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots!)
To: MotleyGirl70
LOL good one!
238
posted on
07/30/2003 7:13:12 AM PDT
by
Txslady
To: MotleyGirl70
lmao... thanks, makes "Hump" day even better (for non-boomers that means Wednesday... not getting lucky)
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posted on
07/30/2003 7:18:40 AM PDT
by
bedolido
(Quitters Never Win! Winners Never Quit! But those who never win and never quit are idiots!)
To: Constitution Day
I like this one
240
posted on
07/30/2003 11:55:17 AM PDT
by
xp38
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