Will Hillary Clinton bear a child, or did she swallow one? "Rosemary's Baby" or "Jabba the Hut?"

MensNewsDaily ^ | 27JUL03 | Art Lemasters and Mike La Salle

[familyop]

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[Jeff Chandler]

>>Did you know that a mother-in-law recently
salted her grandson's bottle to murder him? <<

Did her attorney invoke the "Ogden Nash Defense"?

[Jeff Chandler]

>>"It speaks of murdering baby boys..." <<

>>But that poem still gives me the heebie-jeebies. <<

; )

[Jeff Chandler]

>>Liberals are overly sensitive. In reaction to my captions,
they are fighting the use of political humor from
within our own ranks (an effective feminist tactic
to kill fatherhood from within the Party) and running
for their Depends. This, evidenced by the huge amounts
of hate mail I'm getting from many Dems and a few
misplaced, anti-family feminists in our own forums
and meetings as a result of the satire about Hillary,
icon of typical feminists both in and out of their
closets.

We know that sound bites and ridicule get the attention of
the majority trying to live their lives without reading
many megabytes of political speech. Since we Republicans
have recaptured the use of this technique to get votes
even from those who feel the need to live simpler lives
to avoid stress, we have begun to win again.

...too many enticements to divorce and ruinations against
fatherhood, and consequently, family. ...no more!
<<

LOL! I think you might be reading a bit too much into my admonition.

[Jeff Chandler]

>>...interesting poem you have there, Jeff...It speaks of murdering baby boys to keep them from
wedding daughters? <<

You have a problem with that?

[Jeff Chandler]

>>Yeah. The ugly toads!<<

LOL!

[familyop]

">>Did you know that a mother-in-law recently
salted her grandson's bottle to murder him? <<

"Did her attorney invoke the "Ogden Nash Defense"?"


No, her lawyer probably didn't want that sentiment
to be "outed."

[familyop]

>>...interesting poem you have there, Jeff...It speaks of murdering baby boys to keep them from
wedding daughters? <<

"You have a problem with that?"

Yeah, and so would the majority of readership here
(or anywhere), I'm sure.

http://www.freerepublic.com/~jeffchandler/
(down the page.)
"Song To Be Sung by the Father of Infant Female Children"

It's uglier than ugly, especially the last part:

" Oh sweet be his slumber and moist his middle!
My dreams, I fear, are infanticiddle.
A fig for embryo Lohengrins!
I'll open all his safety pins,
I'll pepper his powder, and salt his bottle,
And give him readings from Aristotle.
Sand for his spinach I'll gladly bring,
And Tabasco sauce for his teething ring.
Then perhaps he'll struggle though fire and water
To marry somebody else's daughter."

[Jeff Chandler]

Have you been getting too much cheese in your diet?

[Jeff Chandler]

>>"Did her attorney invoke the "Ogden Nash Defense"?" <<

>>No, her lawyer probably didn't want that sentiment
to be "outed." <<

I see your point. It wouldn't do to permit the malefic conceits of Ogden Nash to infect the malleable populace, would it?

[Redleg Duke]

Okay, let's just agree to disagree and settle on the fact that she is an ugly, dishonest, fat Marxist pig!

[Jeff Chandler]

>>Okay, let's just agree to disagree and settle on the fact that she is an ugly, dishonest, fat Marxist pig!<<

I can't help the feeling that you slipped something past me somehow.

[Redleg Duke]

Awwwww....Trust Me!! (Wink..wink) :-)

[familyop]

"Okay, let's just agree to disagree and settle on the fact that she is an ugly, dishonest, fat Marxist pig!"

Oooohhhh, okay, I guess I'll go along with it, too,
but reluctantly, see!

But only if this is a model to solve the fiscal/social
split that's going on.

;-)

[BradyLS]

"There's no stopping me. I eat a BLT cheeseburger that's THIS BIG everyday!"