[mhking]

[dead]

Amen, brother.

[mhking]

Everbody loves beer!

HMB/Bizarre PING....

If you want on or off this list, FReepmail me!

FYI: This has fast outgrown it's original "charter" and become a home for the truly bizarre. An alternative saying/phrasiology is being sought (and suggestions are very welcome!). Also, like it's "cousin list" the B/C list, it has become a high-volume list.

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I'm leaning toward "Just damn," on the suggestion of quite a few folks. I won't make a decision until Sunday. (And thanks to all of you for sending your suggestions!)

[dirtboy]

Let us pray:

[Lyford]

your own appreciation of beer is something deeply personal

My appreciation of beer has two parts. 1) It smells utterly dreadful and 2) it makes people act really stupid. I'm at a loss as to why anyone would ever drink it...

[metesky]

Is smoking allowed in Beer Church?

Or required?

[SouthParkRepublican]

Pop a cold one PING

[over3Owithabrain]

Hallejuliah - when's communion?

[Xenalyte]

We are THERE.

Would the Night of a Thousand Beers become a regular celebration for our High Holy Days?

[SengirV]

Here is the highest prayer in the Beer Church

THE BEER PRAYER

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink,
Thy will be drunk,
(I will be drunk),
At home as I am in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us,
and lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer,
The bitter and the lager,
Forever and ever,
Barmen.

[Constitution Day]

[mitchbert]

Leaders of the Canadian Diocese...

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

BUMP!

[Argh]

The official prayer of The Order of the Bottle, a religion created by me in 1972 when I had a lot of time on my hands over a period of a few days:

Our Father, who art in the Bottle,
Hallowèd be thy spirits
Thy Kingdom come
Thy will be done
In the bars as in the taverns
Give us this day our daily booze
And forgive us our sobrieties
As we would forgive those who are also sober
For thine is the brewery, the distillery, and the drunken stupor
For ever and ever
Burp!

I had a list of Tenets too, but lost them decades ago.

As you can well imagine, I'm still the only member.

[bedolido]

this is one of the funniest threads I've seen lately. Thanks.

[hemogoblin]

This is a good place to show off my new, homemade counterflow chiller! It cools boiling beer wort to 80 degrees in one pass. Just add hops and yeast.

Homebrewing rules!

[Conspiracy Guy]

I am a Beer Church Evangelist. I'm holding a revival tonight in my front yard.

[newgeezer]

[NeoCaveman]

Praise the Lord and pass the Pilsner.

[tnlibertarian]

I believe I will be attending Friday evening mass this afternoon after a hopefully successful job interview. I just hope there are no hymns, because I have heard how most in my congregation sing.

By the way, is Homer a saint?
Mmmmmm. Beer.

[ClearCase_guy]

I hope we don't get into arguments about anti-disestablishmentarianism -- because that's really hard to say if you've been drinking!