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[SquirrelKing]

"Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."

[Xenalyte]

wasn't there a song years ago that went "I love beer... it makes me a jolly old fellow"?

That would be "I Like Beer," by Tom T. Hall.

In some of my songs
I have casually mentioned
The fact that I like to drink beer
This little song is more to the point
Roll out the barrel
And lend me your ears
I like beer.
It makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer.
It helps me unwind
And sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
(Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough,
Champagne costs too much,
Vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain
Should help me explain
As a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer).

My wife often frowns
When we're out on the town
And I'm wearing a suit and a tie
She's sipping vermouth
And she thinks I'm uncouth
When I yell as the waiter goes by
I like beer.
It makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer.
It helps me unwind
And sometimes it makes me feel mellow.
(Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough,
Champagne costs too much,
Vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain
Should help me explain
As a matter of fact I like beer
(He likes beer).

Last night I dreamed
That I passed from the scene
And I went to a place so sublime
Aw, the water was clear
And tasted like beer
Then they turned it all into wine (awww)
I like beer.
It makes me a jolly good fellow
I like beer.
It helps me unwind
And sometimes it makes me feel mellow
(Makes him feel mellow)
Whiskey's too rough,
Champagne costs too much,
And vodka puts my mouth in gear
Aw, this little refrain
Should help me explain
As a matter of fact I love beer
(Yes, he likes beer).

[Servant of the Nine]

Any gender, any sexual preference, any nationality, any shoe size or hair style; beer drinkers of the world are all part of something much larger than themselves.

But at the rate beer drinkers can put on weight, that might not be true long.

So9

[Xenalyte]

Praise Nick! Are we holding services next Thursday?

[bedolido]

thanks friend... I used to hear that song years ago. Some radio person played it everytime someone mentioned beer (I think it was).

[Xenalyte]

Xena's Dad taught it to us when we were very young. Mmmmm, beer!

(Is it time to leave work yet?)

[Allegra]

Praise Nick! Are we holding services next Thursday?

I believe we should. Nachos for the completion of Communion.

[Xenalyte]

Preach it, sista!

[Allegra]

A Right-Up-Your-Alley PING

[humblegunner]

Nachos for the completion of Communion

Mmmmmm... nachos.. beer... Hoo Yah! Thursday it is, for great justice!

[r9etb]

Now, that's pretty nifty. Judging from the looks of it, you hook up a garden hose, put the coil into the bucket, and turn on the water, right?

[SJackson]

Couldn’t find any Saudi beer :<(

[6ppc]

My personal testament!

[humblegunner]

Beer Good!

[kailbo]

Ditto from a Tamqua native who works in Pottsville.

[TheSpottedOwl]

Sign me up!

Natural Ice...the bastard son of Anheuser Busch.

www.teamnattyice.com

[wazoo1031]

Please pass the nuts in the collection tray...

[TheSpottedOwl]

THANK YOU! I've been trying to remember the lyrics to that song since I started reading this thread :)

Beer rocks!

[Xenalyte]

Uh, heh heh, heh heh . . . heh heh, heh heh . . . she said "nuts."

[Celtic Conservative]

In the name of the barley,

And the hops,

And the pure, clean water,

Amen