also in this instance the military votes DO count :-)
The lads look a bit surprised, and Mohammad says : " Nu ? They didn't tell you ? "
The boys look a bit confused, but Big Mo ushers them inside.
" Come in ! Come in ! You want, maybe, a nice glass of tea ?Some chicken soup ? No ? "
"Listen,boychiks : I've got good news, and I've got bad news".
"The good news is, yes: this is the Paradise that has been set aside for you." He leads them into a torchlit room and gestures expansively. " We've even got the torture chambers you boys were so fond of. "
"Here ! Look at the restraints." Mohammad, moving rather deftly,shackles each of them to the wall." Look at the workmanship ! Did you ever see such quality ? "
There is a sound of rushing feet in the adjoining passageway,accompanied by muffled, high-pitched giggles.
Mohammad beams. " You've even got 72 virgins - each - and I have to warn you, they are feeling very " frisky "!
Uday and Qusay look at each other and begin to grin.If they weren't shackled,they would probably give each other high fives.
Mohammad smiles benevolently, and walks to the door. " Enjoy ! Enjoy ! ".
Suddenly he stops and slaps his head. " Oy ! I almost forgot to give you the bad news " !
"Your 72 virgins ? They are all very horny, very sadistic transvestites
"Will of the people!" Lol! Very funny.
Another gloating romp from a reserve officer in Queasy's former haunting grounds:
*The End of Ugly and Queasy
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