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Dennis Miller on Tonight Show, Weekly Standard Recites His Jokes
MRC ^ | 6:45am EDT, Wednesday July 23, 2003 | BrentBaker

Posted on 07/23/2003 4:39:17 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Dennis Miller is scheduled to make another appearance Wednesday night on a new edition of NBC's Tonight Show with Jay Leno. This week's Weekly Standard magazine carries a piece reviewing Miller's move to the right and recounting some of his latest material, lines you may have caught in his new pre-taped segments for FNC run Friday night on Hannity & Colmes and Saturday afternoon on Weekend Live with Tony Snow.

An excerpt from, "Miller's Crossing...to the right side of the political street," by Eric Pfeiffer in the July 28 Weekly Standard:

Dennis Miller insists he's not an across-the-board conservative, which may technically be true. Still, there's no doubt America's most sophisticated and most political comedian has been coming out of the conservative closet in a very big way. He hung out with President Bush and campaigned for him earlier this month on a weekend fundraising trip through California. And, on late night talk shows, Miller has applauded President Bush's leadership and cheered the overthrow of Saddam Hussein. Moreover, Miller has lately been pounding the Democratic leadership, the abortion lobby, the French, and big-time lefties like Norman Mailer and Michael Moore. And recently Miller took the final, defining step to becoming a big-time public conservative, by signing up for a regular gig at Fox....

But back to the whole political identity business: "I don't think of myself as a classic conservative," says Miller. "I think of myself as a pragmatist. And these days, pragmatism falls into the conservative camp. We have to depend on ourselves in this country right now because we can't depend on anyone else. We are simultaneously the most loved, hated, feared, and respected nation on this planet. In short, we're Frank Sinatra. And Sinatra didn't become Sinatra playing down for punks outside the Fontainebleau [Hotel]."

September 11 marked the turning point of Miller's voyage to the right, but as far back as 1996 he was referring to himself as a conservative libertarian. Increasingly, Miller couldn't stomach the left's many attempts to demonize politicians like Rudy Giuliani and, later, Attorney General John Ashcroft. "With Giuliani, I was preconditioned to think he was heavy-handed. When actually examining him for myself, I said, 'Wow, New York seems to be running so well.' The guy has a good sense of humor when he talks. I dug him. And then obviously everything was borne out after 9/11 what a great man he is. And with John Ashcroft, the main civil liberty I'm looking to protect is the 'me not getting blown up' one. I don't know if it's written down anywhere in Tom Paine's crib sheets, but that's my big one."

Miller's not shy about military action. Against Syria, he supports it. Also in Iran, where he says regime change will be an "easier overthrow" than in Iraq....

While he waits for freedom to spread through the Middle East, Miller's ready to see democracy in action in his home state of California. "We've got a $38 billion deficit. I look at the California budget, and I see that we're paying to remove tattoos. It's the petri dish for untethered liberalism. I'm telling you, this place is turning into Sweden. Except, at least there the blondes are authentic."...

Sizing up the [Democratic] party's presidential candidates, he says, "I knew Kerry was going to have to run for president because his features are so chiseled, his actual skull could be on Mt. Rushmore. The guy looks like an Easter Island statue in a power tie. Howard Dean can roll up his sleeves in public all he wants, but as long as you can see that heart tattoo with Neville Chamberlain's name on his right forearm, he's never going to get off the pad. I hope they send Howard Dean out to do battle with Bush because he'll get his ass handed to him quicker than someone who just got out of liposuction surgery."

And it's not just leading Democrats who rile Miller, but the party as well, beginning with DNC chairman Terry McAuliffe: "You know, people are looking to buy a way of life here, and McAuliffe looks like he's trying to sell them a used Z28. I think you're talking about 7 out of 10 people are thinking what I'm thinking. They want to be protected. It's fine to talk about health care, but I think most people are thinking they don't want to have to use their health care to get stitched up after they're blown up in a bomb blast by a nut case. They want the nut case killed before that happens. So, in that case, it becomes preemptive health care. As I get older, it seems unsafe to me to be anything but a conservative."

For the article in its entirety: http://www.weeklystandard.com/Content/Public/Articles/000/000/002/913ihmrn.asp


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: ashcroft; dean; dennismiller; fnc; giuliani; jokes; kerry; mailer; mcauliffe; millerscrossing; moore; saddam; sinatra; tonightshow; tonysnow; weeklystandard
This story is a continuation of yesterday's post/announcement http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/950701/posts"> which was too long for an added comment.
1 posted on 07/23/2003 4:39:18 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: GraniteStateConservative; Clamper; Wright is right!; far sider; sarasota; AlwaysLurking; onyx; ...
Dennis Miller on Tonight Show, Weekly Standard Recites His Jokes *ping*
2 posted on 07/23/2003 4:48:06 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: fight_truth_decay
I can't wait to hear what he has to say about the demise of the Hussein boys.
3 posted on 07/23/2003 5:20:42 AM PDT by mass55th (i)
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To: BartMan1
"You know, people are looking to buy a way of life here, and McAuliffe looks like he's trying to sell them a used Z28. I think you're talking about 7 out of 10 people are thinking what I'm thinking. They want to be protected. It's fine to talk about health care, but I think most people are thinking they don't want to have to use their health care to get stitched up after they're blown up in a bomb blast by a nut case. They want the nut case killed before that happens. So, in that case, it becomes preemptive health care. As I get older, it seems unsafe to me to be anything but a conservative."

ping

4 posted on 07/23/2003 5:27:19 AM PDT by IncPen
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To: fight_truth_decay
As I get older, it seems unsafe to me to be anything but a conservative."

Dennis Miller finally grew up like the rest of us - how refreshing!

5 posted on 07/23/2003 5:57:05 AM PDT by WIladyconservative
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To: fight_truth_decay
"You know, people are looking to buy a way of life here, and McAuliffe looks like he's trying to sell them a used Z28.

That's a good line.

6 posted on 07/23/2003 6:24:24 AM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: fight_truth_decay
And recently Miller took the final, defining step to becoming a big-time public conservative, by signing up for a regular gig at Fox....

Dennis Miller is hilarious and it's pure pleasure to hear him rip the left but he still has one more step to take. He needs to drop his pro gun-control stance and get behind the 2nd Amendment. You want to feel safe, Dennis? Get yourself a .44. You're a lot more likely to be mugged by some lowlife American than blown up by a terrorist. Especially in Kalifornia.

7 posted on 07/23/2003 7:42:51 AM PDT by TigersEye (Joe McCarthy was right ... so was PT Barnum!)
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To: fight_truth_decay
Thanks for this marvelous post, which also serves to remind me to watch Dennis on Leno tonight!
8 posted on 07/23/2003 8:55:05 AM PDT by onyx (Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
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To: onyx; fight_truth_decay
Thanks for this marvelous post, which also serves to remind me to watch Dennis on Leno tonight!

Agree, I'll be watching, Too.

9 posted on 07/23/2003 9:03:11 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (Just because you're paranoid,doesn't mean they aren't out to get you. :)
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