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To: tomkow6; SouthernHawk; Kathy in Alaska; beachn4fun; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; *all

A blond was driving home after a football game and was caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard and all the dents would pop out.

So the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into the tailpipe. NOTHING HAPPENED !!!! She blew again, only harder this time. NOTHING HAPPENED !!!! Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said "HELLOOOO"...... " YOU NEED TO ROLL UP THE WINDOWS !!! "


77 posted on 07/23/2003 7:28:37 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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To: MoJo2001; LadyHawk; Kathy in Alaska; LindaSOG; fatima; SevenofNine; beachn4fun; Wild Thing; ...
FROSTED BLUE SILVER CLOUDS

Dawn's frosted blue silver clouds
grey cold depths, dark in sleeping

Reflecting her shimmering silver dark skies

Aurora's dancing mosaics

bentfeather ©


110 posted on 07/23/2003 8:40:27 AM PDT by Soaring Feather
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111 posted on 07/23/2003 8:40:52 AM PDT by beachn4fun (Can I interest you in a SUV?)
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"...... " YOU NEED TO ROLL UP THE WINDOWS !!!"

Oh no, ms feather. LOL!

131 posted on 07/23/2003 9:39:46 AM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
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