[Shermy]

But...but...there's been no vote by the Security Council!

[DoughtyOne]

Hey Annan, we'll deploy after you get down on your knees, appologize and beg our forgiveness for your actions concerning Iraq, and promise never to act like an ass again when dealing with the US.

We'll be waiting...

[dennisw]

UNITED NATIONS (Reuters) - U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan urged the United States on Monday to deploy troops in turbulent Liberia "before it is too late"...............

WHO ROUSED THIS IDIOT FROM HIS COMA?

[demsux]

"sorry, we're busy..."

[Sparta]

Hey Kofi, call your buddy Jacques ChIRAQ.

[Billthedrill]

Holy smoke - it's what I get for not paying attention. 10,000 people in the embassy compound? And the rebels are using mortars? And we have all of 70 Marines to defend it? Yow...

Well, Kofi or no Kofi we're in. What a pity the giant street puppets in Europe aren't marching to our aid. That'd larn 'em...

[RightWhale]

U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan

Lead the way, General. You are a General are you not?

[opus86]

(sarcasm warning...)
But what of the international community? Heaven forbid we be seen as some imperialist, arrogant, colonialist nation of cowboys, thumbing our collective nose at the rest of the world! No, no, I think we need some debate, some dialogue, with other esteemed U.N. members, to come to a cohesive, rational response.

[caisson71]

It's time for the UN to send other countries who consume far more UN resources than they contribite - send Belgium, Germany, France, Russia, China, Cuba, Canada, etc.

[Luke]

This is nuts. We need to deploy our troops to California and Vermont to combat communist first.

[Unicorn]

Were busy in Iraq YOU GO.

[johnb838]

INCREDIBLE CHEEK! NO PEACEKEEPERS BEFORE PEACE!!!!! CART BEFORE THE HORSE!

(Yes, I know I'm shouting)

[MattAMiller]

Since when did Kofi start reading his memos?

[doc]

Kofi also requested that the US send troops on its own borders to stem the tide of illegal immigration. NOT!