Clinton Behind Bars (Caption this)

To: nwrep; Spiff; HiJinx; JackelopeBreeder

Be still oh my heart! Tease me not with thoughts of such pleasures!

21 posted on 07/19/2003 9:32:07 PM PDT by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

Sometimes that happens with the Dose. I think it's a problem with an image URL from whitehouse.gov.

Close all browsers, and open a new one. Come back to this page and it should work.

If not, try restarting your computer.

22 posted on 07/19/2003 10:59:34 PM PDT by petuniasevan (I gave a researcher $100 to trace my family tree, then paid $500 to keep it a secret!)

23 posted on 07/19/2003 11:11:21 PM PDT by jws3sticks ((Hillary can take a long walk on a short pier, anytime, the sooner the better!))

"Ah hat an Uncle Otis, wunst..."

24 posted on 07/19/2003 11:35:46 PM PDT by BradyLS

NOW I CAN DIE HAPPY!

25 posted on 07/19/2003 11:45:33 PM PDT by longfellow (www.ultimateamerican.com)

Man in background: Is OK, Bro, is not really sex. Ya know?

You do know the meaning of 'is' right homes?

26 posted on 07/19/2003 11:45:38 PM PDT by Michael.SF. ("Torn between half truths and victimization, fighting back with counter attacks" - V. Morrison)

To: bigfootbob; nwconservative; Carry_Okie; SierraWasp

Pinging for a good one.

27 posted on 07/19/2003 11:47:24 PM PDT by farmfriend ( Isaiah 55:10,11)

Whitewater Stock
(To the Elvis Presley tune Jailhouse Rock)

The taxpayers threw a party as I was hauled to jail.
The welfare queens were there and they began to wail.
The voters were ecstatic and the country began to swing.
You should've heard those knocked up interns sing.
What a shock, everybody, what a shock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was once a dealer in Whitewater stock.

Me and Gore hit up China for a campaign loan,
While Lewinsky was blowin' on my slide trombone.
Craig Livingstone said let's lie, rape, rob,
My whole administration was the Dixie Mob.
What a shock, everybody, What a shock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was once a dealer in Whitewater stock.

As I once said to Chelsea and Hillary:
"What's the harm in a little infidelity.
As a Democrat, laws and morality are not supposed to apply to me,
Don't be like Tripp, you're Democrats, you're supposed commit perjury."
Not a shock, everybody, not a shock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was once a dealer in Whitewater stock.

Now I'm in my cell seekin' satisfaction all alone,
Dreaming of an intern licking an ice cream cone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, I got a teen daughter, you think I care?
Go take a whizz on the electric chair."
Got a shock, everybody, got a shock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was once a dealer in Whitewater stock.

My cellmate said "Doing time is a piece of cake, 
no one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
I turned to my cellmate and said, "Nix nix,
without Hillary, now it's safe to write to chicks"
Not a shock, everybody, Not a shock.
Everybody in the whole cell block was once a dealer in Whitewater stock.

28 posted on 07/20/2003 4:13:03 AM PDT by lowbridge (Rob: "I see a five letter word. F-R-E-E-P. Freep." Jerry: "Freep? What's that?" - Dick Van Dyke Show)

"I forgot to bring the vasaline, I need some ice to put on it"

29 posted on 07/20/2003 4:26:46 AM PDT by Lockbar

30 posted on 07/21/2003 7:07:33 PM PDT by nwrep

If this was true it would be a great day for this country

31 posted on 07/21/2003 7:39:33 PM PDT by solo gringo (Always Ranting Always Rite)

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