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Posted on 07/18/2003 11:29:02 AM PDT by Slyfox
"Hillary's got this huge book, it's a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book, she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said 'I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.' No, I'm sorry, that's what Monica said." - David Letterman
"Hillary Clinton's book hits the stores this Monday. Oh boy, it took her a long time to write it. But in her defense, every time she tried to use the desk, Bill was always using it for a date." - Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir comes out next week. So much of her personality shines through that, in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn
"In Hillary Clinton's new book, 'Living History,' Hillary details what it was like meeting Bill Clinton, falling in love with him, getting married, and living a passionate, wonderful life as husband and wife. Then on page two, the trouble starts." - Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton has finished her memoirs for publication next year, while Bill has barely finished the first chapter. Well, in all fairness, fiction is a lot harder to write." - Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of the United States. Her husband, Bill Clinton, is bitterly disappointed. He is crushed. There go his dreams of becoming a two-impeachment family." - David Letterman
"Last night, Senator Hillary Clinton hosted her first party in her new home in Washington. People said it was a lot like the parties she used to host at the White House. In fact, even the furniture was the same." - Jay Leno
"Senator Hillary Clinton is attacking President Bush for breaking his campaign promise to cut carbon dioxide emissions saying a promise made, a promise broken. And then out of habit, she demanded that Bush spend the night on the couch." - Craig Kilborn
"Hillary Clinton is the junior senator from the great state of New York. When they swore her in, she used the Clinton family Bible. You know, the one with only seven commandments." - David Letterman
"CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it." - Jay Leno
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Wonder how HRC ever managed to put anything in her book with such a bad memory????
Whatever sucked you in to read it.
Uh, now I am thinking about interns and cigars...
Be more specific; could be legs, butt, or mouth.
"Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir comes out next week. So much of her personality shines through that, in the end, you'll want to sleep with an intern." - Craig Kilborn
Can you blame him (Bill)? :-)
Yes, the Loose Leaf Bible seems to be quite popular in certain circles...
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