To: samanella
Almost Heaven..... West Virginia......Business Hell.
2 posted on
07/18/2003 6:49:19 AM PDT by
bert
(Don't Panic!)
To: bert
I actually like West Virginia (currently correctly spelled "Byrd-ginia") a lot, and would love to own some land there. But, since the West Virginia jokes will be starting any minute, let me get mine in first.
My brother and I wrote a little song once:
Almost human, West Virginia,
Sloping foreheads, weak receding chins
Thoughts go slow there, slow as molass-ees
Denser than a mountain, dumber than a tree
I believe there may have been some alcohol involved.
5 posted on
07/18/2003 6:58:01 AM PDT by
nina0113
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