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Full of beans, but not of gas (Scientists invent gasless beans!)
Health24.co.za ^ | 7.10.03

Posted on 07/16/2003 7:45:11 PM PDT by mhking

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1 posted on 07/16/2003 7:45:11 PM PDT by mhking
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
"Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

2 posted on 07/16/2003 7:45:45 PM PDT by mhking
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3 posted on 07/16/2003 7:47:48 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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4 posted on 07/16/2003 7:49:45 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: mhking
I bet these things will cause heart disease...........
5 posted on 07/16/2003 7:50:13 PM PDT by stboz
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To: Corin Stormhands; g'nad
Flatulence cure PING!
6 posted on 07/16/2003 7:50:20 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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gasless beans?... what's the point...

like drinkin' non-alcoholic beer or decaf...
7 posted on 07/16/2003 7:52:34 PM PDT by g'nad
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To: mhking
Gasless beans is like non-alcoholic beer and decaf coffee. What good is that?
8 posted on 07/16/2003 7:52:53 PM PDT by Excuse_My_Bellicosity (This space for rent, call 555-9388.)
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9 posted on 07/16/2003 7:54:11 PM PDT by 4mycountry (Over-achiever extraordinare!)
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My Grandma knew that soaking beans took the "wind" out of beans, but that takes all the fun out of eating them.
10 posted on 07/16/2003 7:54:32 PM PDT by greydog
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To: The Magical Mischief Tour
Clear Your Mind For This and Turn Your Speakers Up Really Loud
11 posted on 07/16/2003 7:57:26 PM PDT by The Magical Mischief Tour
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To: Excuse_My_Bellicosity; g'nad
Wow...you guys are so like-minded and so like-timed it's downright scarey.

Twins separated at birth????

12 posted on 07/16/2003 7:57:35 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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It's when one expects "gas" but produces a "solid" that we have a real problem. Are you sure these beans don't cause an uncontrollable release of the latter?
13 posted on 07/16/2003 7:58:21 PM PDT by Fester Chugabrew
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OK, turned 'em up really loud and scared the hell out my dog and wife as they were walking by the room.
14 posted on 07/16/2003 7:59:21 PM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast
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This is sad. Every guy knows there is no point to beans without gas.

I knew a guy who cleared out a 3rd-generation aircraft shelter all by himself with his poot of noxious gas. Those shelters are big enough for a full-court basketball game. I was impressed, but he was banned from drinking Grolsch beer ever after.

15 posted on 07/16/2003 7:59:21 PM PDT by FlyVet
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To: Scott from the Left Coast
Maybe complete strangers joined together at the head.
16 posted on 07/16/2003 7:59:25 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
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To: Fester Chugabrew
Are you sure these beans don't cause an uncontrollable release of the latter?

Without an "Early Warning System," we could be in serious.....uh, deep,......uh......well, use your imagination....but not too much.

17 posted on 07/16/2003 8:01:45 PM PDT by stboz
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To: Fester Chugabrew
It's when one expects "gas" but produces a "solid" that we have a real problem. Are you sure these beans don't cause an uncontrollable release of the latter?

I recently started a couple new medications, one of which has a possible side effect of gas, and the other possibly diarrhea.

It's like pulling the handle on a slot machine, except I'd rather not lose...
18 posted on 07/16/2003 8:03:00 PM PDT by cryptical
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Why is it that more and more each day all the fun is being taken out of life? ;-)
19 posted on 07/16/2003 8:11:50 PM PDT by Paul Atreides
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"Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

LOL yeah I love those commercials with the dog..shoot me and be done with it LOL! B&M (Bowel & Movement) Baked Beans! Yeah! Keeps an American regular! A time-honored tradition, and to hell with the rest of the world if they don't like it!

(ok, maybe i went a little over the edge)

20 posted on 07/16/2003 8:13:53 PM PDT by FlyVet
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