**Caption Time** (Panhandling Dick)

Drudge Report ^ | July 15, 2003 | None

[w_over_w]

As reported by Drudge, Dick is "on the brink" and falling short of his fundraising goals. What could this mean? And why is the guy in the foreground falling asleep. This is vey series.

[laweeks]

"You put your right arm out, you put your right arm in . . "

[Support Free Republic]

See that good looking dude on the left? He's got FAR BETTER THINGS to do than conduct Freepathons! Come on, let's get this thing over with.

[mountaineer]

Friends, Romans, countrymen ... lend me your eyebrows!

[caisson71]

"If you don't pay attention to me, I'm gonna walk right out that door and you won't see me again, really.....I mean it....right out that door...I'm not joking...c'mon now....."

[The Dude Abides]

And so, as you can see on this chart below my arm, our regional numbers are not as high as I expected to see...

[Frank_Discussion]

"Traveling Dick's Snake Oil Show, right this way folks!"

[Artem55]

"Oh, your red scarf matches your eyes, you closed your cover before striking, father has the shipfitter blues, loving you has made me bananas!"

[LurkedLongEnough]

My nose was actually this long, but it wouldn't have looked good on my proposed new US currency, so I had it reduced.

[rintense]

He looks like Stretch Armstrong!

[w_over_w]

Doesn't anyone recognize the guy in the foreground? Here's another angle.

[E Rocc]

Your government needs this much of your money.

-Eric

[Fraulein]

Is it just me, or does his extended arm and hand look disproportionately big?

[Texas Mom]

" The Hiiiilllllls are alive with the sound of Muuuussssic.. "

[AFreeBird]

Geez, I thought this was yet another thread about Bubba. He's a panhandling dick, right?

[mhking]

Geppy practices his Vanna White routine in hopes of a job after his campaign...

[Sloth]

"...and if the Supreme Court doesn't rule right, rest assured Emperor Gephardt will show them the "long arm" of the law!"

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Friends, Romans, countrymen ... lend me your eyebrows!

No more calls please, we have a winner.

[TheBigB]

"Yes, the nonsmoking area is to the left and for the last time, I'm not the damn maitre'd!"

[dead]

Democratic presidential candidate, Dick Gephardt, displays his recently deformed
left arm to completely disinterested voters. The arm apparently doubled in length
following his attempt to reach out to primary voters in the Dean camp.“This has happened to me before,” said Gephardt, “When I was six, my mother warned me
that if I kept making really ugly faces my face would freeze this way.”