[lowbridge]

Airforce one goes down in flames with Bill, Hillary and Al on board.
Arriving in heaven, they meet God seated on a throne. God points to
Al Gore and says "Who are you ?". Al says "I am Al Gore, vice president
of the United States". God says "OK, you may take a seat at my left".
God then turns to Bill Clinton and asks "Who are you?". Bill replies
"I am Bill Clinton, president of the United States". God says "OK, you
may take a seat at my right". Finally, God turns to Hillary and
says "Who are you?" ... to which Hillary replies "I am Hillary Rodham
Clinton - and you are sitting in MY chair !".

[Ferret Fawcet]

ROFLOL