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Posted on 07/12/2003 5:59:48 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum
Okay....who's in?
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To: freekitty; Cyber Liberty
I can not play any musical instrument except maybe chopsticks on the piano(my mother made me when I was a child) and I am so tone deaf, all of my songs sound the same. I was kicked out of junior high choir because I was so bad; but that didn't stop me trying to sing a solo(I thought my voice was opera quality; other's disagreed; and my husband says he will divorce me if I ever sing a note. Do I qualify? Yes!!! We need you!!! You are now the Musical Director. Thanks for coming on board.
Your first assignment is to to keep Cyber Liberty away from the tin foil......his instrument only works with wax.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:36:25 PM PDT
by
Focault's Pendulum
(Successfully surviving on a single digit income without gub'mint assistance.)
To: ErnBatavia
I'm ready. Put me in, coach. : )
To: brewcrew
OUTSTANDING! I love being the gay publicist! Okay...great...just don't be too happy about it.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:38:35 PM PDT
by
Focault's Pendulum
(Successfully surviving on a single digit income without gub'mint assistance.)
To: savedbygrace
The only people that kid should be allowed to sue are his parents.
He'll do 'em one better - he'll write a book and go on Oprah and Jerry Springer.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:38:45 PM PDT
by
brewcrew
...Copper serpent.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:39:05 PM PDT
by
Consort
To: brewcrew
OUTSTANDING! I love being the gay publicist!
Your new business card.....
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:39:13 PM PDT
by
cmsgop
(Has anyone seen my Schwab ?)
To: Focault's Pendulum
I can do a great Elvis rendition of "Viva Las Vegas"...will this fit in?
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:40:29 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Bumperootus!)
To: Focault's Pendulum
Okay...great...just don't be too happy about it.I was just trying to be enthusiastic. Now work with me here, people.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:40:41 PM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: Focault's Pendulum
The ones in the pic must be kept away from tinfoil, for sure....
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:41:00 PM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Focault's Pendulum
Who's gonna be the groupie(s)?
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:41:35 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Bumperootus!)
To: brewcrew
That would definitely not be me!
To: cmsgop
LOL!
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:42:47 PM PDT
by
brewcrew
To: krb
I can also play a mean Mendelssohn E minor concerto (on the violin), but I prefer the viola. Hey, I just got a violin. I cant play cause I havent had any lessons yet, but I can do a Milli Vanilli to your Mendelssohn. :-)
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:43:47 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(Rob: "I see a five letter word. F-R-E-E-P. Freep." Jerry: "Freep? What's that?" - Dick Van Dyke Show)
To: cmsgop
You can be the road manager.
How much fun can it be culling all the green M & M's so the "artists" don't get POd?
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:45:00 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Bumperootus!)
To: Consort
Starting to look like the Academy of Ancient Music around here . . .
How 'bout a shawm? I can play a bagpipe practice chanter, so these oughta be a cinch.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:45:04 PM PDT
by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . there is nothing new under the sun.)
To: ErnBatavia
Who's gonna be the groupie(s)? I already have my own groupies. I can bring them.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:45:38 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(Rob: "I see a five letter word. F-R-E-E-P. Freep." Jerry: "Freep? What's that?" - Dick Van Dyke Show)
To: ErnBatavia; Slip18
I can do a great Elvis rendition of "Viva Las Vegas"...will this fit in? I'm not sure Ern..you got choreography to go with that number?
And who's going to do the headresses any way..oh yeah...I forgot...I already hired somebody for that.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:46:32 PM PDT
by
Focault's Pendulum
(Successfully surviving on a single digit income without gub'mint assistance.)
To: ErnBatavia
Mel Gibson would be just dandy as my groupie!
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:46:41 PM PDT
by
Slip18
To: ErnBatavia
The green one's make you horny. So I will take care of it (Evil Grin)........
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:47:42 PM PDT
by
cmsgop
(Has anyone seen my Schwab ?)
To: Senator Pardek
wait until you hear my ideas for the cadenza.
Don't try and fool anybody...a Cadenza is what you put your glasses on at night, so you can find them in the morning.
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posted on
07/12/2003 6:48:01 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Bumperootus!)
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