Posted on 07/07/2003 8:11:06 AM PDT by johnqueuepublic
Item: Mosque Blast Blamed On Explosives Making Activity - Vacation Bomb School?
By - William A. Mayer
[to the tune of the Batman theme song]
Na, na, na, na, na, na , na, na, na, na, na, na , na, na, na, na - BOMB-SCHOOL
Na, na, na, na, na, na , na, na, na, na, na, na , na, na, na, na - BOMB-SCHOOL
BOMB-SCHOOL...BOMB-SCHOOL...BOMB-SCHOOL...
Hello class, this is Mohammed Ibrahim Jabazz Jabar Jihadi and welcome, welcome, welcome to BOMB-SCHOOL!.
Allah be praised that we may reek in his beneficence and inherit his divine wind.
Let us all bow our heads that we may be deemed worthy to further his handiwork.
Holy father of all creation, lead us down the proper path of cruelty and violence. Help us smote the infidel in their places of work and in their homes so that they may be given no quarter - blown limb from limb - in the name of thy perfect vengeance.
Todays scripture lesson: Spirituality, Duality & Polarity Detonator Basics
By now class, you must have heard of that little difficulty that befell poor dear departed brother Mohammed Ibin a-CircuitFakir in Fallujah last week.
Very messy, students, very messy indeed.
Boys and girls, since we have such little time together we must study extra intently so that we do not repeat brother Mohammeds errors. It is only through the most vigorous meditation on the solemn texts that the true meaning of Allah's word will be revealed.
Please, class I want you to repeat after me:
Like it says in the good Koran
Green & red wire must never shake hands
Red wire, green wire, Bin-Laden smiling
White wire grounds the device for safe firing
I cant hear you, class, please once again.
Ah thats much better!
Most excellent, class of next week my that does have a ring to it doesnt it class of next week.
Now, please turn to diagram A on page 23 of your sacred Russian translation text Putin The Bomb In Islam and study it with great and holy devotion so that it will imprint on your mind with such fervor that your efforts may be altogether pleasing to Allah.
Observe please, red connector to positive, green to negative, ground to casing then and only then put in the battery.
To do otherwise will anger the ancient one greatly, and he has a voice not unlike thunder.
Now diagram B on page 47 shows the technique for arming the Fury of Allah 3000.
First remove the Nobel company disclaimer and product-warning label, let us read together.
Dynamite, has been determined by the Swedish Surgeon General to cause severe and potentially lethal harm if used in contravention of the written instructions. Warning: never mix dynamite with Viagra, always observe the speed limit when transporting Fury of Allah 3000 devices, removal of this tag voids the 10% discount on assorted body parts should surgery be warranted.
Now class, carefully, ever so carefully place the appropriate number of the holy sticks of divine and most excellent retribution into the unit and you are ready to Jihad all the way to Riyadh.
Let us close this session on a high note, please sing along with me, follow the bouncing ball, to the tune of Ten Little Indians.
One little, two little, three sticks of dynamite
Four little, five little, six would be just right
Seven little, eight little, nine little innocents
Ten little Zionists gone
I think youve got it, class!
The holy one himself must be very happy with your progress, now if you will please line up in alphabetical order...lets march down our beautiful temples main corridor to the sacred garment room, where you will be fitted with authentic Jewish prayer shawls and yarmulkes, then back to your prayer cages just in time for Arabic study.
May God reward you for your service, one day soon you will meet your maker!
Allah Ackbar, Shokran Allah, Allah Ackbar!
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I am sick and tired of being told that Islam is the religion of peace, the way these people indoctrinate their kids in hate speaks volumes about this faith.
That it is done inside their holiest places is a shocking commentary, imho.
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