Posted on 07/07/2003 8:00:34 AM PDT by Apolitical
Jeff Hitchcock is co-founder and executive director of the Center for the Study of White Culture. A super-patriot wrapped in the American flag, perhaps? Naw. Not Jeff. He doesn't like white people -- in fact, he despises them, and there's not much he likes about the US-of-A either -- except for 9/11, the Battle of the Little Bighorn, and the San Francisco earthquakes.
You see -- Jeff is a hater. Strom Thurmond, at his worst, couldn't hold a candle to him.
George Wallace hated African-Americans, so they said, but he repented in the end, and was saved. David Duke, at worst, is a part-time hater. On the other hand, Jeff has never repented, and his hatred of Whitey is a continuing obsession.
Once upon a time, Lester Maddox passed out axe-handles to keep African-Americans out of his restaurant. However, Jeff is too spineless for the axe-handle solution, so he hides behind the Mortarboard Curtain of academia -- stronger than Bamboo, more tensile than Iron. Disguised as an intellectual, Jeff launches his poisonous attacks on America and on Whitey's culture without Whitey even knowing it.
Ah, if only Jeff had the humor of a Joseph Goebbels, or the insouciance of a Banastre Tarleton, or the courage of a Peewee Herman in a darkened theatre, one might forgive him for his absurd peculiarities and welcome him to the human race.
"There is no crime that whiteness has not committed against people of color," he says. Further "there is no crime that we have not committed even against ourselves...We must blame whiteness for the continuing patterns today that deny the right of those outside of whiteness and which damage and pervert the humanity of those of us within it."
Whiteness... Damages humanity? Perverts humanity? Could it be? Well, maybe -- as least as far as Jeff is concerned. It's obvious that he -- Jeff Hitchcock -- has been severely damaged and thoroughly perverted by something, but not by anything Jefferson or Lincoln might have done, or by any actions on the part of Strom Thurmond or Lester Maddox. Jeff has been damaged and perverted by Marx and Engels, by Chomsky and Said, by Mailer and Vidal, by Boaz and Derrida, and not by Whitey. Maybe it all came about because people like Hitchcock don't amount to much in the real world; they don't produce anything useful -- unless the bombastic gasses of overheated ideological rhetoric can somehow be harnessed to turn windmills -- and they take up a lot of space in universities that could be utilized more efficiently and at far less cost by a dozen lab rats or a third assistant basketball coach. These academic windbags are only good at one thing -- spewing out hatred in the guise of intellectual activity; but so were Adolph Hitler and Charlie Manson.
Nonetheless, Whiteness Studies are in; and at least 30 universities will be offering courses in this unique subject in the fall. And, of course, the taxpayers will be footing the bill, doling out perfectly good dollars and cents to a pack of cultural Neanderthals for doing what Amiri Baraka and Louis Farrakhan would be willing to do for nothing.....
(Excerpt) Read more at iconoclast.ca ...
UMass is circling the drain. Funding is cut every year; its president is a known gangster and felon; its faculty the dregs of the 1960s and 1970s.
I don't think any such thing will happen. However, if it does, I know what they'll be saying: "Boy, I sure wish we'd had guns in our homes like all those conservatives!"
I'm pretty sure what it will be -- whining. Of course I won't be around to hear it, I'll die fighting before I let things get that far out...
When it comes to being #1 these sorts of attacks go with the territory.
The "guilty-white-liberals" should be thankful all of us aren't "loading them onto box cars".
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