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WHITENESS STUDIES: HATING WHITEY 101 -- Coming Soon To A College Campus Near You!
Iconoclast ^ | by Denis Schulz

Posted on 07/07/2003 8:00:34 AM PDT by Apolitical

Jeff Hitchcock is co-founder and executive director of the Center for the Study of White Culture. A super-patriot wrapped in the American flag, perhaps? Naw. Not Jeff. He doesn't like white people -- in fact, he despises them, and there's not much he likes about the US-of-A either -- except for 9/11, the Battle of the Little Bighorn, and the San Francisco earthquakes.

You see -- Jeff is a hater. Strom Thurmond, at his worst, couldn't hold a candle to him.

George Wallace hated African-Americans, so they said, but he repented in the end, and was saved. David Duke, at worst, is a part-time hater. On the other hand, Jeff has never repented, and his hatred of Whitey is a continuing obsession.

Once upon a time, Lester Maddox passed out axe-handles to keep African-Americans out of his restaurant. However, Jeff is too spineless for the axe-handle solution, so he hides behind the Mortarboard Curtain of academia -- stronger than Bamboo, more tensile than Iron. Disguised as an intellectual, Jeff launches his poisonous attacks on America and on Whitey's culture without Whitey even knowing it.

Ah, if only Jeff had the humor of a Joseph Goebbels, or the insouciance of a Banastre Tarleton, or the courage of a Peewee Herman in a darkened theatre, one might forgive him for his absurd peculiarities and welcome him to the human race.

"There is no crime that whiteness has not committed against people of color," he says. Further "there is no crime that we have not committed even against ourselves...We must blame whiteness for the continuing patterns today that deny the right of those outside of whiteness and which damage and pervert the humanity of those of us within it."

Whiteness... Damages humanity? Perverts humanity? Could it be? Well, maybe -- as least as far as Jeff is concerned. It's obvious that he -- Jeff Hitchcock -- has been severely damaged and thoroughly perverted by something, but not by anything Jefferson or Lincoln might have done, or by any actions on the part of Strom Thurmond or Lester Maddox. Jeff has been damaged and perverted by Marx and Engels, by Chomsky and Said, by Mailer and Vidal, by Boaz and Derrida, and not by Whitey. Maybe it all came about because people like Hitchcock don't amount to much in the real world; they don't produce anything useful -- unless the bombastic gasses of overheated ideological rhetoric can somehow be harnessed to turn windmills -- and they take up a lot of space in universities that could be utilized more efficiently and at far less cost by a dozen lab rats or a third assistant basketball coach. These academic windbags are only good at one thing -- spewing out hatred in the guise of intellectual activity; but so were Adolph Hitler and Charlie Manson.

Nonetheless, Whiteness Studies are in; and at least 30 universities will be offering courses in this unique subject in the fall. And, of course, the taxpayers will be footing the bill, doling out perfectly good dollars and cents to a pack of cultural Neanderthals for doing what Amiri Baraka and Louis Farrakhan would be willing to do for nothing.....

(Excerpt) Read more at iconoclast.ca ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; News/Current Events; Philosophy; US: California; US: Massachusetts; US: New York
KEYWORDS: whitenessstudies
What next? Geek studies?
1 posted on 07/07/2003 8:00:34 AM PDT by Apolitical
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INTSUM
2 posted on 07/07/2003 8:03:11 AM PDT by LiteKeeper
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To: Apolitical
It never hurts to do a search
3 posted on 07/07/2003 8:03:26 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
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Wonder what the shrill, America-hating, self-righteous, guilty-white-liberals will be saying someday when their rainbow brothers are loading them onto box cars...
4 posted on 07/07/2003 8:41:16 AM PDT by Im Your Huckleberry
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To: Apolitical
Two of my favorites are given by the University of Massachusetts: degrees in "Victims Studies" and the ever popular BDIC -- "Bachelor's Degree with Individual Concentration." The latter allows you to find one of the several hundred lunatic liberal faculty and under his "guidance," do whatever you want for four years and then be awarded a bachelor's degree.

UMass is circling the drain. Funding is cut every year; its president is a known gangster and felon; its faculty the dregs of the 1960s and 1970s.

5 posted on 07/07/2003 8:43:31 AM PDT by pabianice
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p.s. Can't overlook Bill Cosby's "doctorate" from UMass. He was excused from all class work, given credit for "life experience," and was allowed to submit, as his thesis, a term paper on his cartoon show, "Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids." This paper has since been locked away, so bad is it, in violation of state law. But UMass did manage to create
William Cosby, Ed.D., to the delight of the pants-wetting, fawning Liberal faculty.
6 posted on 07/07/2003 8:46:01 AM PDT by pabianice
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To: Apolitical
Proof positive that academia has too much money
7 posted on 07/07/2003 10:59:32 AM PDT by talleyman (No tag lines were harmed in the posting of this comment)
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To: Im Your Huckleberry
Wonder what the shrill, America-hating, self-righteous, guilty-white-liberals will be saying someday when their rainbow brothers are loading them onto box cars...

I don't think any such thing will happen. However, if it does, I know what they'll be saying: "Boy, I sure wish we'd had guns in our homes like all those conservatives!"

8 posted on 07/07/2003 11:02:46 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (In the Hamas dictionary, "Cease fire" means "reload.")
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It's obivous that he, Jeff Hitchcock, has been severely damaged and throughly perverted by something..." Well, it's pretty obivously the work of Satan, isn't it? 1Peter 5:8: "Be self-controlled and alert. Your enemy, the devil, prowls around like a roaring lion, looking for someone to devour. Resist him, standing firm in the faith, knowing that your brothers throughout the world are undergoing the same kind of sufferings."
9 posted on 07/07/2003 4:30:35 PM PDT by Red Boots
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To: Im Your Huckleberry
Wonder what the shrill, America-hating, self-righteous, guilty-white-liberals will be saying someday when their rainbow brothers are loading them onto box cars...

I'm pretty sure what it will be -- whining. Of course I won't be around to hear it, I'll die fighting before I let things get that far out...

10 posted on 07/07/2003 5:42:47 PM PDT by AK2KX
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To: Apolitical
Who cares how much these losers hate "Whitey"?

When it comes to being #1 these sorts of attacks go with the territory.

11 posted on 07/07/2003 5:45:20 PM PDT by Jorge
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To: Im Your Huckleberry
Wonder what the shrill, America-hating, self-righteous, guilty-white-liberals will be saying someday when their rainbow brothers are loading them onto box cars...

The "guilty-white-liberals" should be thankful all of us aren't "loading them onto box cars".

12 posted on 07/07/2003 5:48:16 PM PDT by Jorge
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Bump for later read
13 posted on 07/07/2003 8:33:58 PM PDT by Colorado Doug
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