1 posted on
07/04/2003 9:14:18 AM PDT by
HAL9000
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To: HAL9000
First mate. Fair enough. Mating is his hobby...
To: HAL9000
I admire their arrogance (which is quite appalling).
I didn't realize that the Presidency was reserved for anyone regardless of the year...
4 posted on
07/04/2003 9:21:23 AM PDT by
grumple
To: HAL9000
Whatever it takes to prevent this.
What an ugly story for the Fourth.
5 posted on
07/04/2003 9:21:35 AM PDT by
Gorzaloon
(Contents may have settled during shipping, but this tagline contains the stated product weight.)
To: HAL9000
First mate? What happend to first gentlman.
first mate? like GILIGAN!!!!
"a three hour tour,
a three hour tour..."
To: HAL9000
Hopefully that will be prefixed by the word cell.
To: HAL9000
Please don't use a noun like "Mate" with reference to the Clintons. It provokes nauseating visual images of "Mate" as a verb. Yeech!!
To: HAL9000
????
Am I missing something? What's the actual quote? Just "first mate"? What did she actually say?
To: HAL9000
Hey Hal, ya forgot the
HURLING CHUNKS ALERT!!
Can you spell p-a-r-t-i-s-a-n? Lord, this is disgusting!! They reported, and I've decided: this is a bunch of TRASH!
12 posted on
07/04/2003 9:23:51 AM PDT by
upchuck
(Contribute to "Republicans for Al Sharpton for President in 2004." Dial 1-800-SLAPTHADONKEY :)
To: HAL9000
Shouldn't that be "First Cuckold"?
Oh heck, we could still call him "First Lady" but then he'd have to wear a little french maid outfit.
13 posted on
07/04/2003 9:25:03 AM PDT by
tet68
To: HAL9000
World Tour, Hillary style.....we need to get rid of these two!
14 posted on
07/04/2003 9:25:09 AM PDT by
mystery-ak
(The War is not over for me until my hubby's boots hit U.S. soil.)
To: HAL9000
>>
Hillary says Bill could be 'first mate'Frankly, I'd feel safer with the Skipper & Gilligan
15 posted on
07/04/2003 9:25:26 AM PDT by
Wondervixen
(Ask for her by name--Accept no substitutes!)
To: HAL9000
Knowing the way workers tend to speak of the husband of a female boss, he would be far more likely to be refered to as
"The Old Fart" SO9
To: HAL9000
...and Irony shall be thy name.
18 posted on
07/04/2003 9:26:26 AM PDT by
Jhoffa_
(I am tired of voting AGAINST people.. Give me someone I can vote FOR.)
To: HAL9000
. . . brings back memories of somebody or other remarking that the Duke of Windsor had been taken on as third mate on an American tramp . . . ;-)
19 posted on
07/04/2003 9:26:38 AM PDT by
AnAmericanMother
(. . . there is nothing new under the sun.)
To: HAL9000
700 books in 90 minutes.
One every 8 seconds nonstop?
Doubt it.
21 posted on
07/04/2003 9:26:49 AM PDT by
tet68
To: HAL9000
"First Mate" works for me as long as it's on the S.S. Titanic.
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27 posted on
07/04/2003 9:33:22 AM PDT by
ALOHA RONNIE
(Vet-Battle of IA DRANG-1965 www.LZXRAY.com)
To: HAL9000
In Bills case,if justice ever prevails, he'll be called inmate.
To: HAL9000
It's interesting she goes to England to suck up to her adoring fans on the 4th of July. Is it perhaps because she secretly identifies with King George III? Or, is it because she doesn't want to be in the country on this date and thereby remind decent Americans what a corrupt and despotic legacy she has already had and intends to further here?
The Queen of England is very old and probably won't live much longer. Perhaps Her Heinous should accede to the wishes of her gushing English fans, stay there, and become Queen of England herself? She's much more suited for the trappings of a monarchy than the calling of a constitutional Republic!
32 posted on
07/04/2003 9:40:59 AM PDT by
Gritty
To: HAL9000
Good God, they mush over them the way Americans do the Queen.
33 posted on
07/04/2003 9:43:25 AM PDT by
johnb838
(Understand the root causes of American Anger.)
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