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James Carville Reveals SMALL Private Parts (NOT From "The Onion")
Media Research Center via E-Mail | July 1, 2003 | Brent Baker

Posted on 07/01/2003 2:51:51 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

James Carville must not think much of the right to privacy so vaunted in recent days by liberals. On Friday's Crossfire on CNN, he shared how he's poorly endowed.

MRC analyst Ken Shepherd caught how during a June 27 segment on the new full body scanners that the TSA wants to use at airports, which leave little to the imagination, the liberal co- host of Crossfire quipped: "That thing would have to be very sensitive to pick up any of my privates, let me tell you, it would take about an electron microscope for that thing to show up."

No wonder Carville was so jealous of Bill Clinton. And now you know something only Mary Matalin knew before.

File this under TMI: Too Much Information.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News
KEYWORDS: jamescarville; shortchanged; weeweecarville
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To: PJ-Comix; NYC GOP Chick
Carville is from Carville, Louisiana, home to the national Hansen's Disease(Leprosy) Center. Perhaps his lack of package is acquired.
21 posted on 07/01/2003 8:05:31 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (White Devils for Sharpton. We're bad. We're Nationwide)
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To: CholeraJoe
His lack of size has been a looooong-running joke on the Daily Dose thread. It started with a vidcap or other photo of Serpenthead and Mary on "Meet the Press," in which she held up her thumb and index finger to indicate something *really* small. ;)
22 posted on 07/01/2003 8:17:02 AM PDT by NYC GOP Chick (Clinton Legacy = 16-acre hole in the ground in lower Manhattan)
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To: Physicist
He's a little over 6'and skinny, not the friendliest person either. I flew back east with him as a passenger last month from California. Not the best dresser either, old sneakers, jeans, plaid shirt while the Mrs. wore a business suit. They kept to themselves in 1st Class. Yeah, he is scary looking in person too!
23 posted on 07/01/2003 8:56:08 AM PDT by Bringbackthedraft (Living History $1.00 at your local Dollar Store by December.)
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To: PJ-Comix
No wonder Carville was so jealous of Bill Clinton.

I recall something about BJ and a pencil.

24 posted on 07/01/2003 8:59:25 AM PDT by js1138
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To: cyncooper
That's pretty much what Jennifer Flowers said!
25 posted on 07/01/2003 10:32:16 AM PDT by Maria S
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To: Ditter
Something about showing off around the urinal.

If I see a guy "showing off around the urinal" I get out of that restroom PRONTO!

26 posted on 07/01/2003 2:06:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (He who laughs last was too dumb to figure out the joke first)
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To: PJ-Comix
Whoa! I don't blame you! That would NOT be a pretty sight!
27 posted on 07/01/2003 2:24:32 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: wirestripper
Oh no, you're wrong. Mary Matalin is a skank. She doesn't know how to apply makeup, and has those obvious smoker's lines around her mouth that women get. Skank deluxe.
28 posted on 07/01/2003 7:05:43 PM PDT by the tongue
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To: PJ-Comix
With a tongue as fast and long as his, Mary doesn't care.
29 posted on 07/01/2003 7:09:37 PM PDT by VRWC_minion (Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and most are right)
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To: the tongue
Wow!!!!!! 4 whole posts since '99
30 posted on 07/01/2003 7:10:05 PM PDT by cmsgop (Has anyone seen my Schwab ?)
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To: wirestripper
Wonder what Mary thinks?

Mary apparently isn't the clearest thinker, marrying an ultra-leftist nutcase with the big head of a serpent and the little "microscopic" head of rat.

31 posted on 07/01/2003 7:14:33 PM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: PJ-Comix
Neanderthal man (Carville) has not evolved enough in all of his parts to be seen on a scanner!
32 posted on 07/01/2003 7:30:54 PM PDT by Doctor Don
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To: wirestripper
Mary Matalin was in GW's administration, as an "counselor".

That being said, I don't think it is Mary's marriage that is the problem. The problem is that she would wish to procreate with Carville! I feel so badly for their children. Could you imagine living in that household!?
33 posted on 07/01/2003 7:34:50 PM PDT by Pan_Yans Wife (Lurking since 2000.)
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To: rintense; ohioWfan; mtngrl@vrwc
We were WAY ahead of the curve. We've known this a LONG time!!!!!! LOL!
34 posted on 07/01/2003 7:38:59 PM PDT by lawgirl (God's divine and all-knowing punishment for the Clintons: America loves George W. Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix
I finally saw the TV ad for Infone that carville does. Carville is lying in the ad. He is pretending to be in his car while he is talking to the operator. He is actually in his bed at the time doing what he does best LIE! His legs look as hairless as his head. Its an icky commercial.
35 posted on 07/02/2003 9:09:41 AM PDT by Ditter
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