Gephardt Discovers Eyebrows

EJSmithweb.com ^ | 6/30/2003 | Smith288

[smith288]

Dick Gephardt (D-Missouri), Democratic candidate for the Democratic candidacy for president, has released a statement that his long lost eyebrows may have been found using the 'Amber Alert' system. Speculation grows that they ran away when he left college.

An anonymous former college friend said, 'Yea, they were total party animals and Dick was a lamer. Total square. I imagine they have been partying since the separation.'

Sources close to the Gephardt campaign indicate they will time the reunion just before the Democratic convention to boost numbers.

'It will be a happy day for me,' said Gephardt. 'I always wanted to look like Burt Reynolds but the separation hasnt given me the chance.' Gephardt continued, 'This will really help my chances for election, If I become president, I will overturn any Supreme court decision that bans eyebrow improvement.'

[Admin Moderator]

Reduce the size of the image please. Thank you.

[Slyfox]

Well, I don't know how to do that. I usually don't grab big images like that. The image I grabbed was 1/4 that size.

[smith288]

You have to make sure when you grab Google images, that it isnt reduced and is actually bigger.
usually adding the width=400 will make it easier on all of us

[watchin]

You do it like this:

<img src="http://www.frontiernet.net/~jfm2/pix/LBI/SunsetAtTheBay_98.jpg" width=400>

Fill in the address of the picture you'd like to post between the quotation marks in place of the blue text.

Here's the real deal:

and here's the original:

click for full size pic

[Hatteras]

Here's an original:

Guess what I did this weekend... Hint: Want to smell my fingers? :-)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Want to smell my fingers? :-)

Whenever someone asks me to smell his fingers, my answer is always no.

[watchin]

There's the response I was searching for! LOL!

[Hatteras]

"Whenever someone asks me to smell his fingers, my answer is always no."

I'm talkin' Old Bay, baby! Steam up a bushel of blue crabs with some Old Bay seasoning and feast away with your favorite cold beverage at your side. Three days later, no matter how many times you shower and wash your hands, the smell of Old Bay lingers.

It's a beautiful thing. Really!

[watchin]

'It will be a happy day for me,' said Gephardt. 'I always wanted to look like Burt Reynolds'

Gephardt with Burt's eyes/eyebrows

[Slyfox]

Thank you, watchin! I tried figuring that out and my own and did not find it anywhere I was looking. I have never gotten a pic pulled for content. Now I won't get pulled for being too big.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Wash your hands with lemons.

No more smell.

[Slyfox]

Mr. Gebhardt, recieving his new eyebrows.

[Hatteras]

"No more smell."

Two things:

1. Then how do you get the lemon smell off?

2. I enjoy the smell of Old Bay betwixt me fingers. You should try it sometime! (er, okay, that is, between your own fingers, not mine...) ;-)

[Hatteras]

Gep kinda looks like Adam West as Batman in that pic.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Listen buddy, no matter how much you beg, I AM NOT SMELLING YOUR FINGERS!