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Gephardt Discovers Eyebrows
EJSmithweb.com ^ | 6/30/2003 | Smith288

Posted on 06/30/2003 9:17:40 AM PDT by smith288

Dick Gephardt (D-Missouri), Democratic candidate for the Democratic candidacy for president, has released a statement that his long lost eyebrows may have been found using the 'Amber Alert' system. Speculation grows that they ran away when he left college.

An anonymous former college friend said, 'Yea, they were total party animals and Dick was a lamer. Total square. I imagine they have been partying since the separation.'

Sources close to the Gephardt campaign indicate they will time the reunion just before the Democratic convention to boost numbers.

'It will be a happy day for me,' said Gephardt. 'I always wanted to look like Burt Reynolds but the separation hasnt given me the chance.' Gephardt continued, 'This will really help my chances for election, If I become president, I will overturn any Supreme court decision that bans eyebrow improvement.'


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: eyebrows; gephardt; missouri

1 posted on 06/30/2003 9:17:40 AM PDT by smith288
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To: Slyfox
Reduce the size of the image please. Thank you.
3 posted on 06/30/2003 12:10:38 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Admin Moderator
Well, I don't know how to do that. I usually don't grab big images like that. The image I grabbed was 1/4 that size.
4 posted on 06/30/2003 12:42:59 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Slyfox
You have to make sure when you grab Google images, that it isnt reduced and is actually bigger.
usually adding the width=400 will make it easier on all of us
5 posted on 06/30/2003 4:59:26 PM PDT by smith288 (We are but a moon, reflecting the light of the Son.)
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To: Slyfox
You do it like this:

<img src="http://www.frontiernet.net/~jfm2/pix/LBI/SunsetAtTheBay_98.jpg" width=400>

Fill in the address of the picture you'd like to post between the quotation marks in place of the blue text.

Here's the real deal:

and here's the original:

click for full size pic

6 posted on 07/01/2003 12:27:35 PM PDT by watchin
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To: watchin
Here's an original:

Guess what I did this weekend... Hint: Want to smell my fingers? :-)

7 posted on 07/01/2003 12:39:54 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: Hatteras
Want to smell my fingers? :-)

Whenever someone asks me to smell his fingers, my answer is always no.

8 posted on 07/01/2003 1:06:31 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (You're not too smart. I like that in a man.)
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
There's the response I was searching for! LOL!
9 posted on 07/01/2003 1:16:11 PM PDT by watchin
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"Whenever someone asks me to smell his fingers, my answer is always no."

I'm talkin' Old Bay, baby! Steam up a bushel of blue crabs with some Old Bay seasoning and feast away with your favorite cold beverage at your side. Three days later, no matter how many times you shower and wash your hands, the smell of Old Bay lingers.

It's a beautiful thing. Really!

10 posted on 07/01/2003 1:53:50 PM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: smith288
'It will be a happy day for me,' said Gephardt. 'I always wanted to look like Burt Reynolds'

Gephardt with Burt's eyes/eyebrows

11 posted on 07/01/2003 2:21:39 PM PDT by watchin
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To: watchin
Thank you, watchin! I tried figuring that out and my own and did not find it anywhere I was looking. I have never gotten a pic pulled for content. Now I won't get pulled for being too big.
12 posted on 07/01/2003 2:26:24 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Hatteras
Wash your hands with lemons.

No more smell.
13 posted on 07/01/2003 2:29:34 PM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (You're not too smart. I like that in a man.)
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To: smith288; watchin

Mr. Gebhardt, recieving his new eyebrows.

14 posted on 07/01/2003 2:32:01 PM PDT by Slyfox
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To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"No more smell."

Two things:

1. Then how do you get the lemon smell off?

2. I enjoy the smell of Old Bay betwixt me fingers. You should try it sometime! (er, okay, that is, between your own fingers, not mine...) ;-)

15 posted on 07/02/2003 5:38:01 AM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: watchin
Gep kinda looks like Adam West as Batman in that pic.
16 posted on 07/02/2003 5:39:30 AM PDT by Hatteras (The Thundering Herd Of Turtles ROCK!)
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To: Hatteras
Listen buddy, no matter how much you beg, I AM NOT SMELLING YOUR FINGERS!
17 posted on 07/02/2003 8:08:22 AM PDT by Hillary's Lovely Legs (You're not too smart. I like that in a man.)
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