The Top 10 Gay and Lesbian Cars

Car Talk ^ | Tom and Ray

[yankeedame]

So...which cars are the ultimate gay or lesbian cars of all time?

Well, now we can tell you.

Our lackeys have culled through thousands of nominations... nominations from gays, from lesbians, from boring heterosexuals like us... and from those of you who fall into the "other" category. Or "all of the above." Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Yours sincerely in driving an appropriately-oriented vehicle,

Tom and Ray
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[yankeedame]

Sorry for the poopie graphics.

Will someone please tell me how to copy an entire page (esp. when the page wouldn't let you hi-light anything), instead of being forced to chop it up and copy it one section at a time.

[TrebleRebel]

Do they make disclaimer bumper stickers that you can use if you happen to own one of these?

[CholeraJoe]

Whew. The Chevy Avalanche didn't make it. People up here in Montana call mine a "gay truck."

[sine_nomine]

control-a; control-c; then paste, control-v

[Tank-FL]

I bet this page is pulled quick

[CholeraJoe]

Will someone please tell me how to copy an entire page

Right click, select "view source." Click edit, then "select all", then copy.

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

ROTFLMAO! I got behind a Sebring this Spring with the license plate IAM-RU?. Then I noticed the rainbow sticker...couldn't stop laughing for a half-hour.

For what it's worth, my fresh-out-of-the-closet sister owns not one but two Camaros.

[Mamzelle]

oooh noooo!!

[wimpycat]

The Honda Element is nowhere to be seen. My husband drives an S-10, but it has a toolbox in the back and a crack going across the windshield, so his truck screams "redneck" instead of "lesbo".

[cweese]

...i was certain the oscar meyer weinermobile would have made the list...i'm disappointed...and saddened...

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

his truck screams "redneck"

The term in these parts for that kind of vehicle is "bubba truck"!

[LizardQueen]

My husband is going to be mortified - he owns a Golf.
And I was thinking of a Subaru wagon for my next car, not anymore!

LQ

[FreedomPoster]

I'd forward this list to any/all who have said that.

[big gray tabby]

It's not a disclaimer exactly, Bruce, but it does have a picture of a closet door on it.

/straight guy locker-room faux-homo jocularity

[new cruelty]

click 'view' then 'source' then select all (press 'ctrl' and 'a')then copy ('ctrl' and 'c') then paste ('ctrl' and 'v') into the posting window.

set to 450 and bake for 10 minutes

[jgrubbs]

I thought this was a gay car:

[stainlessbanner]

Disagree with the Jeeper. The Jeep is an American Legend - no fruitcakes will ever change that!

Also, I saw the new Honda Element and the Subaru Baja are missing

[NautiNurse]

There are also lists for straight men and women. Not surprising--vehicles on the straight women's list are on the gay men list. Autos on the straight men's list are on the lesbo list.

[ewing]

It was yesterday..

[vin-one]

where I spent many years in the mountains of WV, it screams truck....

which is the gay car, any car with a Rainbow on it.......