[NEWwoman]

Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages

I broke this one the first night after freshman orientation.

Hey, Jesus' first miracle was to turn water into wine. It wasn't to turn wine into water. (I know. They explain it away as the wine was only grape juice.) But it puts you in great company, my friend.

[Dilly]

They explain it away as the wine was only grape juice.

My sixth grade Sunday school teacher told me that lie, too. I still wonder whether she was stupid enough to believe that herself or if she was just lying to her students and inserting her own words into God's word.

Come on, can you imagine a wedding party getting all exited about grape juice? "Woo hoo! More juice! That Jesus guy rocks!"

[rwfromkansas]

If he drank wine, maybe then he has a point...:)

But the kids at my school aren't drinking wine secretly. There aren't wine bottles out in teh parking lot, but beer cans.