[Dilly]

They explain it away as the wine was only grape juice.

My sixth grade Sunday school teacher told me that lie, too. I still wonder whether she was stupid enough to believe that herself or if she was just lying to her students and inserting her own words into God's word.

Come on, can you imagine a wedding party getting all exited about grape juice? "Woo hoo! More juice! That Jesus guy rocks!"

[NEWwoman]

Come on, can you imagine a wedding party getting all exited about grape juice?

Right. Why would the wedding guests say - most weddings serve the best wine first? (Maybe they were a little intoxicated to notice the lesser quality wine, later.) But in this wedding, they saved the best for last.