Hillary still loves Bill (Unintentional Humor, Fun with English Language Alert)

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[fightinJAG]

Hillary still loves Bill By An Observer,Dhaka Jun 18, 2003, 08:06

No doubt Bill Clinton's admission of his affair-de-amor with sexy dynamite and the former WH intern, Monica, dumbfounded and devastated the sweet-natured and one of the debonair, well-poised female personalities of the time, Hillary Rodham Clinton. She is now 55 but has the deceptive profile. She among the Democrats is a top fund raiser and writer. In one speech she earned a contribution of 4 million dollars to the party.

In her latest book that hit the bookstores and stands she received an 8 million dollar advance for it. For her Bill has more pluses than minuses. She still loves Bill Clinton as she ardently believes he is the most thrilling and interesting man she has ever met and that was at in Law discipline at Yale University. And she really never wanted to wring his neck; for she is cool, calculative, essential traits for her to be one of the US' best Attorneys, especially in criminal suits.

Unfortunately, her days at the White House as the First Lady were marked by the US' unprecedented economic prosperity together with a series of ethics scandals. And she tolerated the nonsensical perjury for Chelsea and other great causes while Diana could not and her spouse had the only fault-indulgence in homosexuality, even in Buckhingham Palace!

[Constitution Day]

She is now 55 but has the deceptive profile.

They got that part right.

[Revolting cat!]

for her to be one of the US' best Attorneys, especially in criminal suits.

Finally, somebody in the media recognizing the old crusty for what it really is!

[mountaineer]

Prince Charles indulged in homosexuality? I know Camilla is not a classic beauty, but that's really cruel!

[quark]

All your Hildebeast are belong to us.

[MEG33]

He indulged the homosexuality of his staff.I forget the details but there was a coverup of someone raping another man at the palace.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Peter Sellers, speaking India English...

[fightinJAG]

YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD.

[enuu]

This is hilarious, thank you for making my day.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Try this page. It's hilarious. (Pun intended.)

[fightinJAG]

You're very welcome!

[fightinJAG]

P.S. There were so many good ones in this piece, but I thought "affaire-de-amor with sexy dynamite" pretty much took the cake.

[dighton]

[lambo]

"...deceptive profile."

That's the cosmetic surgery, I think.

[Junior]

Man, this thing reads like English was the author's third language...

[NYC GOP Chick]

This is just TOO funny! :)

[CholeraJoe]

dumbfounded and devastated the sweet-natured and one of the debonair, well-poised female personalities of the time, Hillary Rodham Clinton

BWAHAHA. Can't...type. Laughing...too...hard. Coffee...sprayed out of...nose.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Yes, she's the picture of style, grace and dignity. A role model for us all.

[Pagey]

for her to be one of the US' best Attorneys

Huh?How many newspapers does Indonesian James Riady Own?

[harpo11]

The person who wrote this certainly must have been hitting a little to hard on his hookah!