[MoJo2001]

Dear Canteen,

Howdy! It's me, MoJo! Remember me? I'm the one with the fabulous tan and somewhat deranged?? Awww..now it's coming back! Anyways, I'm hoping this will post because my head is hurting. It takes me forever to post anything. So? I've decided to write to all of you in one little post. Just so no one feels unloved.

I just got done chatting with Bethy. She's okay! I told her that tomkow is in big trouble because he lost her. Then, as we both could imagine, he tried to blame on of us for his irresponsible behavior. THE NERVE, right? Anyways, Bethy has been sick. She's starting to feel better, BUT THEN the witch from across the street decided to come over and raise Hell because she thought that Bethy (Our Angel) slashed her daughter's tires. (Hello? Isn't that a male thing or jilted woman thing to do?) Anyways, she was making a big buffalo out of herself and then SHE HAD THE NERVE TO YELL AT OUR CANTEEN ANGEL, CONNOR!

Hello? Who the hell yells at an innocent 7 year old child? Needless to say, that's kind of gotten our Bethy a little upset. As you can imagine, our little sister is ready to unleash a can of well deserved whoop a$$ on the neighbor.

So? MoJo has decided to being a CAMPAIGN DRIVE to get Bethy the hell outta LOUISIANA. She's anxious to move to Texas. (What is it about that state? Goodness. LOL) Anyways, you can make payments by credit card, money orders, and paypal. Absolutely no checks. (Please! I know how some people are and you aren't sending me bad checks. LOL) So? SCREW THE WHALE and SAVE THE BETHY!! Help her move to Texas.

Um, yes! I worked today! Sad, ain't it? Outside of that, I've gotta make dinner. The kids would like to eat for some reason. Hmmmm...LOL! Anyways, I'll make it back on later. HOPEFULLY! (Please let this post! Please)

[MoJo2001]

Before some anal retentive non-Canteen poster gets their knickers in a twist, I'm only joking about the campaign. I know how some people are and we don't need or want to go there. Bethy needs cheering up and I know that when she gets back in here..it will be fun for her to make the troops smile. And for us to make her and our troops smile. Ain't life grand?

[tomkow6]

When did they make texas a state?

[Wild Thing]

Thank you for the ping MoJo2001.

What a day you have had and poor Bethbg79. What a horrible neighbor she has.
Of course I will contribute to the cause. ( calling up my Special Forces to the rescue )

And I hope your headache goes away MoJo2001.

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No one messes with Wild Thing's Special Forces. We also guard the BURKA King.

[beachn4fun]

OMG Mojo, I am just now reading your post. You can count on me to help Bethy out. I can truly understand how it is when you have that kind of neighbor. Besides a contribution of a monetary gift, I do have a few friends that live in that area that I'd like to contribute to the immediate care of Bethy and Connor. All she has to do is say the word......they'd love to pay her witchy neighbor a little visit........