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Matt Drudge via US NEWS and WASHINGTON PEST ^ | 6/13/03 | self

[PokeyJoe]

yeah, and pull my other finger Arafat.

[amused]

Has Bush Sr. entered the dreaded white slacks with a white belt phase of senior citzenship?

[Frank_Discussion]

"Where's Mr. Kamen? We need to have a little talk about his little scooter here... Have him me me at the woodshed."

[Frank_Discussion]

"me me" should be "meet me"

[billbears]

Why just post that one?!? Post the other one too. The other one's a lot funnier

[Paul Atreides]

"Hey Dad, let's drive by her book signing and honk our horns."

[MinuteGal]

"Hey, dad, remember all those Flash Gordon serials you took me to see? Look at us now! Can't wait for the flying belts AlGore's said he's gonna send us. He's inventing them as we speak!"

Leni

[Redcloak]

I thought that they weren't supposed to do that...

[dead]

"How long do we have to ride these stupid things, dad?"
"Until Mr. David Rockefeller says we can stop, dammit!"

[Smokin' Joe]

No dad, no way this is the answer to energy independance.

[Humidston]

LOL!! Looks like he really bailed out!

[Paul Atreides]

[Lunatic Fringe]

It's easy to fall of a Segway- the physics of it is that you actually ARE falling. It can take some getting used to, your body reacts to the sensation out of reflex.

[amused]

hehehe

[husky ed]

Damnit where's my AR15? I'm gonna cap this piece of crap!

What do you mean I gotta wait 5 days? I gonna get my daddy!

[nothingnew]

What the heck is it a picture of?

FMCDH

[demsux]

sure looks like he's flipping someone the bird

[HarryDunne]

"So I says to Mabel, I says..."

[El Gato]

What do you mean I gotta wait 5 days? I gonna get my daddy

Presuming this is in Maine, there is no 5 day wait, nor any permit required. I don't think the President, either of them, is gonna have any problem passing the "instant check". (That guy who served between them might though, if he hadn't creatively expunged his records).

If it happens to be in Texas, there no waiting period here either, nor any permit to purchase.

However if it's at Camp David, he'll just have to borrow one the Secret Service Agent's Uzi's.

Purchase of a handgun or "assault weapon" from a dealer is subject to disapproval by the Maryland State Police during a seven-day waiting period.

The buyer must complete an application form which is sent by the dealer to the State Police for investigation. The applicant is required to provide information regarding his eligibility to purchase or possess a handgun, and a description (including a serial number) of the handgun being purchased. Fingerprints are not required. There is a $10 fee. Effective January 1, 2002, a person must compete a firearm safety course that meets state police standards and approval before acquiring a handgun or regulated firearm. In addition, any person or firearm dealer shall not sell rent, or transfer a handgun or regulated firearm to a person who has not completed such a firearm safety course.

In DC, he's really up a creek.

Machine guns, which are defined as firearms which automatically fire more than one shot by a single function of the trigger and includes semi-automatic weapons which fire more than 12 shots without manual reloading, are prohibited.

NOTE: This prohibition extends to all semi-automatic firearms which can be fitted with a clip or magazine containing 12 or more cartridges. This includes .22 caliber rifles with 15 shot tube magazines as well as automatic pistols with 14 shot clips.

Although he could call in the DC Air Guard for a strafing run, or to drop a JDAM on the darn thing :)

[El Gato]

sure looks like he's flipping someone the bird

Since larger views of the scene show both Barbara (his mother) and Laura over in the general direction the Presidents are facing, one would hope not. If he is, he's gonna be in a heap of trouble. Talk about getting a can of whoop a$$ opened up on you!