[Rockitz]

I just confirmed my attendance today with a guy on the Late Show staff. Any New York FReepers up for this? We have to be at the Ed Sullivan Theater between 3 and 4 the day of the show to pick up tickets and then back at the theater at 4:30 to 4:45 for seating by 5pm. They tape between 5:30 and 6:30. FReep mail me. Preference given to single, young, conservative babes!

[Paul Atreides]

Top Ten Ways to Know Hillary is Lying:

10. She's a Dim.

9. She's a Clinton.

8. She's a Dim.

7. She's a Clinton.

6. She's a Dim.

5. She's a Clinton.

4. She's a Dim.

3. She's a Clinton.

2. She's a Dim.

1. She's a Clinton.

[Paul Atreides]

Ask Ms. Clinton if she would recommend all women, especially young women, stay with lying, cheating, rapist husbands.

[SGCOS]

Iff'n you get a chance, ask her is she wears the strap-on or Tipper.

[Angelwood]

FYI

Please post an after-action report to share with the rest of us.

[RLJVet]

It will be heavily insulated, if you know what I mean. <

[jagrmeister]

Letterman's a wimp. He never has had the guts to take on Hillary and democrats in the past, and he won't today. Worse, he uses a laugh track so all audience reaction is replaced digitally.

[Rockitz]

Ping!

Got your handles from the NY page and guessed as to whether you were in NYC area. Need a FReeping partner Monday. Feel free to pass this on to any other FReepers who may be interested in joining me.

[Xthe17th]

from last night's show:

Top Ten Things Heard In Line To Buy Hillary Clinton's Book

• 10. "At last we'll cut through the lies and get to the embellished, politically motivated truth"
• 9. "Do we get a discount if we've had sex with Bubba?"
• 8. "Hey, the Whitewater chapter is all shredded"
• 7. "Why ain't your husband king no more?"
• 6. "Hillary Clinton? Crap, I thought it was the new Harry Potter book"
• 5. "That Barnes and Noble cashier looks a lot like Al Gore"
• 4. "I hear the section about Bill is a pop-up book"
• 3. "The last time I was at one of these, Rosalyn Carter showed up drunk"
• 2. "Twenty-eight bucks for a book? That Lewinskys"
• 1. "I feel weird doing this with your wife right there, Mr. Clinton"

[dead]

From way back to her first lame canned appearance:

David Letterman - The Top Ten Reasons I Was So Lame with Hillary

[Amore]

That's so tempting! Gee, how much does a flight from Florida to New York cost nowadays?

[ThreePuttinDude]

HOW TO BE A GOOD DEMOCRAT ...


1. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal funding.

2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding Americans are more of a threat, than U.S. nuclear weapons technology, in the hands of Chinese &North Korean communists.

4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by soccer moms driving SUVs.

6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial, but being homosexual is natural.

7. You have to be against capital punishment, but support abortion on demand.

8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression, and governments create prosperity.

9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.

10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually doing something to earn it.

11. You have to believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E.Lee and Thomas Edison.

15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides are not.

16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal, and really a very nice person.


17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belonged in the White House.

19. You have to believe that illegal Democratic Party funding by the Chinese government is somehow in the best interests of the United States.

20. You have to believe that this letter is part of a vast right wing conspiracy.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Good luck and be careful.

Remember Letterman had his "heart attack" within hours of his last Madame Defarge interview.

[hellinahandcart]

Preference given to single, young, conservative babes!

Okay, two out of three...LOL

Rockitz, I'll have to get back to you.

[areafiftyone]

Spoil sports at DU are going to inform CBS of your Freep! The little babies that they are. Check this out! CLICK

[Aurelius]

BUMP

[Calvin Locke]

I don't "do" CBS since the bent one was on Letterman on 9/11/2002.

Not to mention it is geophraphically unfeasible for me.

I'm trying to ignore Hitlery and her phoney laugh. "Hey Hill, how'd you manage to make Vince Foster's death look like
Arkancide?" "Ha ha, well you know Dave, I'm the soon to be Senior Senator from NY. Why don't you ask Chuckie, while you can?"

Seriously, I will watch Letterman if you give a heads up about them filming you, if only for the possibility of them showing it.

[JulieRNR21]

FYI Ping....an opportunity for some Freeping Fun for NY area Freepers.

[nutmeg]

bump to find later

[nutmeg]

ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my infrequent ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

[nutmeg]

You may want to check out Letterman's website for guest info (it is NOT updated for Monday as I type this).