Posted on 06/11/2003 7:48:57 AM PDT by mountaineer
The Legislative Process: “I wouldn’t mind having sex with Ellen Tauscher,” a U.S. Representative said the other night to a crowd in D.C. This wish for sexual congress came from a congressional member named appropriately enough, Weiner.
Of course, he was speaking at a Congressional Comedy Night – if you can imagine so improbable an event – to raise money for an Oregon Democrat named Earl Blumenauer.
Wiener, who was wearing a muscle shirt when he made his remarks, said that Tauscher was one “hot” Congresswoman. But tough. …. Said Weiner, in full, “I wouldn’t mind having sex with Ellen Tauscher. But I’m afraid that it would be like a praying-mantis deal and she’d bite my head off when we were done.”
Wiener isn’t the only member who finds The Lady from The ’Burbs hot, and she herself, they say, has the hoots for another member. Tauscher has long been linked romantically, as the papers say, with Rep. Steny Hoyer of Maryland.
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Tauscher herself also appeared at the Blumenauer Comedy Night. Tauscher, who irked peace activists in March in Walnut Creek when they asked her why she hadn’t spoken out publicly to express her concerns about the war and she haughtily referred them to an office press release, showed up dressed in a U.S. Navy flight suit, by way of tweaking Dubya and his photo op landing on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln. “Were you guys nervous when you saw the plane land? Talk about a faith-based initiative!” she said. Polite laughter ensued. ...
Tauscher skipped out from the titter-fest before Weiner plied his interest. Weiner didn’t get much laughter, either. “He was so completely inappropriate it was shocking,” said one Democrat. Well, better than calling him a prick. ...
(Excerpt) Read more at pjsf.com ...
Hoyer is already married.
(He was also a tramp when he was in the
Maryland Senate.)
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