Rep. Weiner: "I wouldn't mind having sex with (Rep.) Tauscher" (What passes for Dem humor)

pjsf.com ^ | May 27, 2003 | p. j. corkery

[mountaineer]

The Legislative Process: “I wouldn’t mind having sex with Ellen Tauscher,” a U.S. Representative said the other night to a crowd in D.C. This wish for sexual congress came from a congressional member named appropriately enough, Weiner.

Of course, he was speaking at a Congressional Comedy Night – if you can imagine so improbable an event – to raise money for an Oregon Democrat named Earl Blumenauer.

Wiener, who was wearing a muscle shirt when he made his remarks, said that Tauscher was one “hot” Congresswoman. But tough. …. Said Weiner, in full, “I wouldn’t mind having sex with Ellen Tauscher. But I’m afraid that it would be like a praying-mantis deal and she’d bite my head off when we were done.”

Wiener isn’t the only member who finds The Lady from The ’Burbs hot, and she herself, they say, has the hoots for another member. Tauscher has long been linked romantically, as the papers say, with Rep. Steny Hoyer of Maryland.

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Tauscher herself also appeared at the Blumenauer Comedy Night. Tauscher, who irked peace activists in March in Walnut Creek when they asked her why she hadn’t spoken out publicly to express her concerns about the war and she haughtily referred them to an office press release, showed up dressed in a U.S. Navy flight suit, by way of tweaking Dubya and his photo op landing on the aircraft carrier USS Abraham Lincoln. “Were you guys nervous when you saw the plane land? Talk about a faith-based initiative!” she said. Polite laughter ensued. ...

Tauscher skipped out from the titter-fest before Weiner plied his interest. Weiner didn’t get much laughter, either. “He was so completely inappropriate it was shocking,” said one Democrat. Well, better than calling him a prick. ...

[mountaineer]

Rep. Anthony D. Weiner, D-N.Y., presumably the weiner in question.

Rep. Ellen Tauscher, D-Calif.

[lodwick]

Truly the party of Jackasses.

[SC DOC]

Tauscher looks like Tipper.

[Drango]

Tauscher is my congress critter and I would appreciate it if you would put a BARF alert in the title...

Here is a picture of her trying to show support for the troops.

[Falcon4.0]

This sounds like an open and shut case of sexual harassment to me. With a mean spirted comment about her biting his head off thrown in to boot.

[AuH2ORepublican]

Wasn't Tauscher also linked to Gary Condit? I remember hearing that he was linked romantically with a fellow Blue Dog Democrat, and that it was implied that it was Tauscher.

[big gray tabby]

The unfortunately but appropriately named Weiner was the guy too fast to get his ass kicked for being a tool in high school. One of the worst.

[ladyinred]

So this is what we have come to is it?
The Clinton legacy lives on.

[OpusatFR]

He just committed an unpardonable sin in my estimation. I don't care if this was a roast or not. The idea that a woman in a position of power is subjected to a jack@ss remark like that denigrates and demeans her. If I were at a company dinner with a presentation during, and someone addressed me in this manner, I would be on my feet in seconds demanding an apology.

I may be tiny, but I have a big mouth and a bigger sense of what is appropriate.

If she puts up with a stupid remark like this, she's a wuss and worse, she's a battered ~wife~. (Amazing that these democrat women are being ~kept in their places~ just like Hillary putting up with that philandering, lying husband of hers.)

[WorkingClassFilth]

CAPTION

HANSON: "Honestly Ma'am, I'm only a sailor - not an Admiral. Besides, I haven't been at sea long enough to be that lonely."

[ArrogantBustard]

Fascinating. That press pic in #1 doesn't look half bad. If it was labeled "Rep. Jane Doe, R-Mont.", everybody would be going on about how hot she is. Then we have the candid shot, with the sailor in #4, where she looks like a Helen "Barf-o-matic" Thomas in the making. Just amazing. Hard to believe they're pictures of the same person.

[jpl]

Wiener, who was wearing a muscle shirt when he made his remarks...

In the words of the great Hank Hill, I don't know whether to laugh or vomit.

[mountaineer]

Tauscher has long been linked romantically, as the papers say, with Rep. Steny Hoyer of Maryland.

I don't know about Condit, but here's Hoyer:

[Drango]

"Besides, I haven't been at sea long enough to be that lonely."
"Honest Ma'am...check with Weiner...he may be interested"

[Guillermo]

I thought Tauscher was married to an electronics mogul...or maybe it's another female CA congresscritter...

[mountaineer]

Her biography doesn't mention a spouse, just a child. Must be divorced.

[mountaineer]

Note that her biography, linked in post 16, refers to her as a "blue dog," like Condit.

[Aut Pax Aut Bellum]

Well, why not? After all, all the democrats have been screwing the rest of us for years...

[JohnnyZ]

Then we have the candid shot, with the sailor in #4, where she looks like a Helen "Barf-o-matic" Thomas in the making. Just amazing.

The other pic has to be the only good one of her in existence. All the rest look like

[arasina]

She looks like a clone of that Dim whatshername who recently retained her Senate seat in Louisiana!