Time To Caption Rosie 'O Donnell's 'Artwork' On Sale at the Mumford Gallery!

MSNBC ^ | June 10, 2003 | Jeanette Walls

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Rosie O' Donnell is turning her 'talents' to the canvas.

The former talk show host is selling some paintings

-some inspired by September 11, 2001-

online and giving the proceeds to charity.

The Scoop is not an art critic and thus will not comment..

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[Snowy]

How horrible.

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It looks like the painting was one by a 4 year old child denied Ritalin..

[governsleastgovernsbest]

"Angry Woman Driving Red Roadster with Hillary, Ellen de Generes and Madonna Hood Ornaments"

[newgeezer]

Putting her faith in Barnum, I see.

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ROFTLOL!!

[CougarGA7]

What is that? A giant snake attacking some people?

Is it art or a ink blot test?

[bedolido]

"The Swirl of the Toilette"

[Consort]

That would be a Klan meeting with KKK Byrd on the Left giving direction on how to tie a noose.

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[jriemer]

Psychotropics are you Friend...

[camle]

looks like that sstuff done by elephants.... oh never mind.

[Snowy]

Stop it, or I'll be forced to retaliate!

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[Stew Padasso]

Its a sock puppet with some sort of laser.

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Not in her case!!

[funkywbr]

So many holes, so little time!~}

[Constitution Day]

Good for Rosie!
I see she found her "Yellow" just in time to do this painting.

The Yellow (by Rosie O’Donnell)

WARNING: ABOVE LINK IS WEIRD AS HELL

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Tiltled 'Over'

[Richard Kimball]

It's not unusual for people famous for other things to become "painters". Ms. O'Donnell's work is classic Community College sophmore oh gosh, I've just been introduced to New York School DeKooning, Rothko, and Pollock, combined with the 60's collage reactionary phase and aren't I deep? I'm a nartist! whoa! I been smokin dope, snortin coke, tryin to be reel deeep phase. Ya wun't unnerstan since yer nottttan artistssssss but I gots a reeal imporrrrtant thingg to say booout 9/11 or whenever. It was liek bad an I felt badand the canvases are abouut feeeeelinn baaad.

It's a common phase for many artists before they get a real job, but unusual for someone over the age of 24. Anyway, as a Fine Arts major, that's my review of her work.