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Oh, kudos to Martha for her business acumen (her current situation notwithstading), but I personally have never been an artsy-crafty type, don't watch HGTV or the Cooking Channel so Martha's stuff just never appealed to me.
I can cook a fine meal when necessary and my home is decorated nicely (by yours truly), but I just don't go overboard about that stuff.
National Organization for the Disdain for Shopping.
Proud to be a member of such a worthy group! :)
Overhyped, and TOTALLY tacky. Wouldn't be caught DEAD with a Martha Stewart-style home 'decoration' polluting my house, and have a low opinion of those who consider such crap 'tasteful'.
I can "do" her voice perfectly.