LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!

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[JoeSixPack1]

Giant, drunken Americans ain't so bad either. (Married to a 6'8" bouncer)

No argument from this all-american, but exotic punch-outs are always more fun to talk about after the bandages come off. It adds an international flair to bleeding, cursing and busted knuckles. :-)

[stands2reason]

I'll be taking these one at a time.

BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

I don't carry a purse, otherwise I'd lose it. If it doesn't fit in my pocket, it stays at home.

Now, beer is another matter....I sit here and think of a nice chilled Duvel for summer, or Negro Modela with some good Tex-Mex or a clean, crisp Chinese lager like Tsing-Tao ("ching-dow"). If I'm feeling adventurous I may go for a barry Lambic like Frambozen.

In wintertime, mebbe an oatmeal stout, though decanting an aged Chimay adds to a special occasion.

[stands2reason]

Man Show is allowed but with the sound off. (Do you need to hear women jumping on trampolines? I like South Park more than he does....he gets "burnt out" on it.

[cake_crumb]

"No argument from this all-american, but exotic punch-outs are always more fun to talk about after the bandages come off. It adds an international flair to bleeding, cursing and busted knuckles. :-) "

LOL...agreed. The teeth prints can be kinda interesting too, in a clinical sorta way....

[stands2reason]

You have too many shoes.

Seven pairs.

[lilmsdangrus]

HA HA HA!!! Thanks for letting me know I am not the only absent-minded one! I tell my husband all the time, if the money isn't in my pocket, I'll lose it!

[JoeSixPack1]

WOW!! You do have an educated pallet!

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[Sweet_Sunflower29]

You_go_GIRL!!

[najida]

I am a female, and I have often noticed this with other women, when they get married, it is almost a given that the hair gets cut short and (usually, in my eyes, anyway).
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There are many women who are told that they need to have their hair cut to look their 'age'. Hence the birth of many the matronly "Helmet" hair you see on too many women today. Gotta look like an adult, ya know ;)

I fell for it for a while, but my hair is half way down my back and will stay there until I die or it falls out on its own.

[JoeSixPack1]

LOL...agreed. The teeth prints can be kinda interesting too, in a clinical sorta way....

OUCH! You just brought back some old memories!! :-)

[Conservative4Ever]

Is it permissable to insert sport of one;s choice....like Nascar? :)

Red

[cake_crumb]

RE; beer

Try some good ole Lone Star light for a gourmet beer (definitely considered an import here in PA) or Corona Light - NOT regular, it'll give you a violent headache after one or two - with a lime...

[lilmsdangrus]

You hit the nail right on the head. Unless I am one of those who ends up looking like a fool with long grey hair, mine is staying long. And if I cut it, it WON'T be the helmetn thingy!! LOL

[cake_crumb]

"OUCH! You just brought back some old memories!! :"

LOL...You sound like a man with experience 'in the business' so to speak.

[stands2reason]

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

I love my husband. I don't torture the man. I tell him what I want, he gets it for me. Everyone else I know just gives me gift certificates. I'm impossible to shop for.

[kancel]

>>But what I don't git is why mine insists on putting the replacement roll on the roll holder with the dang paper slung underneath, instead of over the top, like it should be!!! <<

My husband has this same complaint. I don't particularly care which way the toilet paper goes- it is totally dependent on how I pull it out of the bag. However, switching it to the preferred way really is a simple operation that can be accomplished in seconds while you are sitting there waiting to need it.

What I am unsure of is why men give such a rats behind about toilets seats and toilet paper when they use them so much less often then women. ;P

[Lady Eileen]

I like my hair long, and also keep it long cuz my hubby likes it too, and I unabashedly will admit that I want him to feel like he has a babe for a wife.

My goal is to grow my hair out in proportion to the years of my marriage : )

[Allegra]

You want us to do the giving and you the taking....is this correct?

Reading through all of this, methinks some of these guys are a bit envious of the Muslims. :-)

[cake_crumb]

"I am a female, and I have often noticed this with other women, when they get married, it is almost a given that the hair gets cut short and (usually, in my eyes, anyway)."

Good point.

From the grousing I have heard over the years, men feel that cutting off those lovely, luxuriant tresses that they considered part of the 'total package' they fell in love with to begin with is similar to 'false advertizing'...as though some single women might only be wearing their hair long in order to attract a husband, and once that husband is gotten...no need for the hair.

[Conservative4Ever]

Cake_crumb, you are a girl after my own heart. Here I thought I was the odd man out..pardon the pun. There are 10 women in this country who hate to shop, I am President of the organization. Any other female FReepers who hate to shop...raise your hands...I know you are out there. :)

Red