[stands2reason]

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!

I love my husband. I don't torture the man. I tell him what I want, he gets it for me. Everyone else I know just gives me gift certificates. I'm impossible to shop for.

[Mr Rogers]

I buy my wife rifles. She buys me Longaberger baskets. Then we swap. Works every time.

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I love my husband.

*nevermind*

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I'm open to friendship, over an ocassional beer...